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[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@nixonfoundation Go to the Gerald R Ford Library or archives and search for Becker.

[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@nixonfoundation And look up the guy who is in the Ford archives who went to visit Nixon later to see what he wanted to do with Nixon's archives.

[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@OutKickTNML https://t.co/wKWt0X0inQ

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[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Bet the HOA has nothing in its bylaws that say you cant do this

[U.S. National Intelligence @ODNIgov]

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[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@KobeissiLetter What if the Treasury wanted it down so they could buy. The Trump Accounts go live next month and how many babies get $1,000? That's a pretty good injection into the market.

[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@MIDistrict9 Find the them here: https://t.co/tICjfKfn0k

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

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[U.S. Marshals Service @USMarshalsHQ]

Just in case. 🍀

#SaintPatricksDay #USMarshals

[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@RealestMemes_ Mine is 8675309.

[Rachel - WRITESIDE BLONDE ® @WritesideBlonde]

Right? Uncanny.

[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@MJTruthUltra @grok can you explain side effects someone would experience

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

THESE LEAKS ARE GETTING CRAZY!!!🤣🤣🤣

[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@bennash @MarkhbPWM @KevinBuffalo And Old Kent bank. That must have been a marking nightmare?

[DFarmer @OGDfarmer]

So, you want to know why the one crypto bill that actually matters is collecting dust in Congress?

Buckle up, and sit by the fire with Papa Farmer, because the reason is so breathtakingly stupid it makes perfect sense.

Banks, the same institutions that charged you $35 for overdrafting by eleven cents, that gave you the global financial crisis of 08 by being absolute mavericks, the same people who took a taxpayer funded bailout and then gave themselves bonuses, are throwing a tantrum.

Why? Because stablecoins might let you, a regular human being, earn 4% on your money.

Four. Fucking. Percent.
Not forty. Not four hundred. Four.

And apparently that’s enough to make the entire banking industry shit their pants. Their argument, and I’m barely paraphrasing here, is: “If people have access to a better deal, they’ll stop accepting our garbage deal, and that’s unfair.” That’s it. That’s the whole thing. No, really.

They’re barely even pretending it’s about consumer protection or systemic risk or any of the usual buzzwords they spit out when they want regulators to do their dirty work. They’re just openly admitting that their business model depends on you not having options. They said the quiet part so loud it shattered windows. And my brain. And I’m fucking sick and tired of this shit.

So clearly crypto bros went: “So you mean… compete?”

Turns out banks are only fans of the free market when the market is free to funnel money in their direction.

So the White House, playing the role of exhausted parent breaking up a fight between a toddler and a teenager, scheduled a meeting. Sit down, hash it out, find a compromise. Very diplomatic. The proposed deal? Crypto drops yield on idle stablecoin holdings but keeps DeFi rewards intact. Which, honestly, is already a massive concession, bcuse like you are agreeing to only eat half your lunch so the kid who has never shared his toys in life stops crying.

And are the banks happy? Nah. They willnevr be happy. Happiness for a bank lobbyist is a world where you have zero alternatives and a vague sense of gratitude for the privilege of being their customer.

Yes sir. Thank you sir.

Meanwhile, and here’s the part that should make your blood actually boil, go check your savings account apefam. Go on. Open that app. See that number? That beautiful, generous, awe-inspiring 0.1% APY? That’s what they think your loyalty is worth. One basis point. And somehow, Congress is listening. A “discussion” is being had.

Remeber why you’re here anon.

Remember that the system is working exactly as designed.

Just not designed for you.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

And we are JUST GETTING STARTED. 🔥

[DokterDutchman 🇺🇸 @DokterRyan]

@UpholdInc What was really weird was each exchange was at a different price quote. 🤷 @uphold @coinbase @Gemini @RobinhoodApp @EleanorTerrett

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

"When Christ shall come with shouts of acclamation and take me home, what joy shall fill my heart!

Then I shall bow in humble adoration — and there proclaim, 'My God! How great Thou art!'"

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[Rachel - WRITESIDE BLONDE ® @WritesideBlonde]

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[The White House @WhiteHouse]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!