Doktor Rokk

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Hey @BBCVERIFY
Could you do those colleagues over at @BBCNEWS a favour, and verify that it is NOT possible to see the Northern Lights from Antarctica. (SOUTHERN Lights yes, but Northern lights, no!!)
That report about the British Antarctic Survey been bugging me all day!

Ta

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#Eurovision
Right, next year let's have #Eurovision as a full contact event- with the contestants dressed in silly costumes.
Yup, let's bring back #jeux_sans_frontieres

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@anon_opin I see your "labratory" and raise you "Nukkelar".

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@anon_opin Would also add having a back garden that is adjacent to an area they are not going to build on in the future (eg a park or graveyard).

Oh, on top of a hill so no flooding also helps.

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@anon_opin Hmm, those big Fray Bentos pies would be a real bugger to open though!!

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@supertanskiii Don't forget, Trump is still going to be upset with Ukrainian intelligence services after they refused to dig up the dirt on Joe Biden's son a few years ago.

I guess it's time to well and truly screw The Ukraine over.

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#maskedsingeruk
#kingfisher is Jeremy Clarkson.

"Luck be a Lady" pertaining to "Who wants to be a Millionaire", plus the mention of "Diddlly Squat".

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#TheTraitorsUK
Anyone else realised that had Leanne not disclosed her shield then tried to be recruited or murdered, then the last 3 episodes could have been very different!!

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OK.
When that preacher man was doing his "Let Freedom Ring..." type prayer, was anyone else automatically finishing the phrase off by saying " With a Shotgun Blast!!"

Not just me then!
LOL
#Trump

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@philntfc @SimonLock74 @BBCArchive @Rockstarscars My first thought too.
Good to see it is still on the road.

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@supertanskiii As a 60 yr old metalhead, I have to say that Tay Tay absolutely rocks- just don't tell my mates that.
Oh, and please don't tell them that I have her entire back catalogue scattered throughout my CD collection!!!

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Andrew Cotter & Hazel Irvine were just brilliant covering the Paris #2024OpeningCeremony this evening.

Just 1 correction to make though- the medals are cast, not forged.

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Ooh, Dr Who's clockwork Robot is back!!! #OpeningCeremony

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@GaryLineker @RestIsFootball
Hey Gary. Fancy commenting about the English ingrates taking their runner-up medals off before they were even off the presentation platform, showing no respect to UEFA, Spain or soccer in general.
10 match ban for each of them that did that IMHO!!

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@OliverRyanUK Well done and congratulations on the win last week.

Do the town a favour- please follow the left side of the party line, but don't be a "Yes" man like the last guy was.

And don't be a stranger around here.

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@jeffsprogress Would have loved to have seen him chastised/punished/suspended(??) for those disrespectful comments.
We can only dream!!

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@backpainandwine it's OK not to vote if you choose; BUT, remember that it's what we fought for in WW2 (ie the CHOICE to vote), but you don't vote, you have no right to criticise the govt!! (oh, it's OK to spoil your paper as that is expressing an opinion on the candidates!!)

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@AndyEMorrison She must have been in a rush- I was expecting her yo finish with "Thank You very much, Have a nice day" which wouldn't have been out of place for her.
Whilst I disagree with her policies, I do think she is an honourable lady and a nice person.

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@lesmartin7 He won't have to resign- Count Binface will have taken his seat!!

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#BBCDebate Sunak saying he wants his daughters to grow up in a safe country, but he'll have moved to California by the end of the summer!!