Dolagy

Egyptian 🇪🇬

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

me
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📏 (30 second walk)
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📍clown academy

[Joel @Survivorz22]

Me when Batman interrogates me because I sent a “?” in response to my friend’s text

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

almost every time i open this app i throw up

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

doing a little bit of screaming

[ella @girldevout]

Your son tweets like a girl

[nico ☆ @byenico]

im tired of fake laughing at peoples jokes i’m just gonna start staring at them like this from now on

[ange noir @urangenoir]

Haifa Wehbe with Johnny Depp

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

today should be international mens day

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

wish i could telepathically tell my dog to come cuddle w me

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

i wonder who tf gave men the right to be this bold

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

pls dont ever ask me for relationship advice i used one too many O’s in my “LMFAOOO” during the talking stage and that was it

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

listening to D.D. before i sleep its a part of my nightly routine

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

this shit is tiring but i cant stop or should i

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

i hate when my brain randomly turns on manual breathing

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

i b like ohhh i get it and dont get it at all

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

if i had no self control i’d tweet “stfu” every 2 minutes

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

embarrassing asf but y’all got any nicknames? asking for my dog

[Dolagy @DolagyN]

imagine having ur full government name on ur twitter profile