Trevor Dolby

Former Publisher of Preface, an imprint of Penguin Random House. Non-Exec Director of Chalke Valley History Festival, Literary agent at TMA Creative Management.

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@CandiceC_W I owe you an apology. For various reasons I wasn’t thinking. I deleted that Tweet immediately when I reread it. Crass, cruel, unjustified, unacceptable in any circumstances. My apologies.

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@exitthelemming On what part of the body does this pock reside? Second thoughts keep that to yourself and your doctor.

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@ThatKerryHudson @gosiabuzzanca By the bye. Don’t try and explain what a bus is.

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@ThatKerryHudson @gosiabuzzanca Brooks’s eh. Good luck. Tory central.

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@HistoryofNature @guywalters I sit in my too tight shorts wondering if my wife’s stockings I’m wearing will last until Christmas. Sweat. Sweat moistens my inner thighs. I wonder. Will the world be round tomorrow... or square?

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@monstroso Still lovely.

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@chamiltonjames @itskatearmitage Piffle. Where to start. You might just as well say ‘clothes are just to keep you warm’.

[Our Future, Our Choice @OFOCBrexit]

Ever noticed how @BorisJohnson is trying to be like Donald Trump? We put up a billboard in his constituency as a reminder...

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@itskatearmitage Battery acid.

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@guywalters 12? 12? That’s just waving it over a flame. 14.

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@NicolaSturgeon This is pretty limp. Time was you were a bit of a warrior. What happened?

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@Channel4News @Gabe55Gabe Another liar. It’s hilarious.

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@wirecard That’s great. All that lovely lovely data for you to sell on to advertisers.

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@prodnose Ffs @prodnose. Are you getting senile. The most important question is who is the foxy chick!?

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@twirlingteacups Yer could stuff yer face for nout.

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@chamiltonjames I told you before, stop watching yourself on YouTube.

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@rosamundi Welcome to 30 years of my inbox.

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@guywalters I know it’s not particularly accurate but a do like a Sunday afternoon in front of ‘The Heroes of Telemark’.

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@itskatearmitage You must. If you love it. Be brave. Murder your darlings.

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@itskatearmitage Trust your instincts. You don’t need an editor or a mentor. Just someone you trust and can think things through with. Even if they say nothing!