Monkey Dre Luffy

Gum Gum Abolish the Police

Actor/Playwright/Poet/Musician/Strahd von Zazavich/Kind of a funny person

any pronouns work for me

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

I gotta stop sleeping all day and staying up all night, I can't be nocturnal anymore

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

I think tomorrow night is the night I try stand up for the first time

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

O the places your penis will go

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

I would turn to stone for her so fast

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

I know summer just started but...

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

Luffy has a rubber dick, it's canon, episode 408

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

Finally passed episode 400 in one piece and these mother fuckers go hard

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

Not a day goes by where I don't ponder the cultural impact and significance that the Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO left behind; it was truly a revolutionary transition of society into a denial of nihilism through recreation, ritual, and refreshments.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This fish has better health insurance than half of America

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

I hope he falls down a flight of stairs

[Hannah Thomas @HannahPThomas]

BREAKING NEWS: Sen. Mitch McConnell appearing to have another scary episode in the media gaggle in Covington today. Aides had to step in to help him out and repeat questions. He was eventually lead away. We'll have the full video on @WLWT

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

If you don't want me in your life, you have no business being in mine

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

You're laughing. Spirit Halloween took over Burlington coat factory and you're laughing

[coffee @eventualforever]

this is how he was tweeting this

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

are you saying we push that button there's a chance she leaves us on read?

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This what the doctors gon find when they open up Mitch McConnell

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

My 14-year-old son watched Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer last night in awe. He says now he wants to go to college and study physics to become a scientist! He says one day he is going to make an even bigger bomb that kills even more people. So exciting to see the youth inspired!

[Monkey Dre Luffy @DolceandGandre]

Alcohol is not a personality