Clayton McPhearson

she/shim
Homeschooled MD,
Full Time Butterfly Vet,
Self-taught expert on everything, amateur tomfoolerist. You're welcome

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Straight up jorkin' it 🥟

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Who up crankin they hog rn

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

In need of a gym bro to say "1 more rep" when I'm already about to meet jesus

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Sometimes a mf just gotta S̸̫͈͍̪̱͐̏̓͐̋̍̌̎̉͛̏̍̆͘͠͝ļ̶̢͔̼̱̗̩̝͇̮̖̩͖͙̣͔͒̋̃͐̆͆͌͗̋͂̉͑̈́͌̿̍́͂͜ȇ̴̡̼̼̲̖̖̺̠̹̤̙͓̦͓̀̒͗͝e̶͓͓̗͙̫̦͙̣̙̥̻̺̝̥̔̍̅̊͘͜͝p̴͕̤̙̝͕̦̘̗̭̥͉̑̆̔̋̌̂̂͂̈̓͐̌̀̚͜

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Might frick around and take a shower today

Feeling austentatious

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

@DestinyTheGame 3 lines even though it's obviously not 3 lines

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Currently fighting the urge to blast tren to get like yujiro hanma (i'm losing)

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@InfinityWard please add a button to cancel plea for help

I tried rezing my friend 20ft underwater and then we both died

At least ad air tanks for swimming

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

@HogwartsLegacy let us invite our friends to our ROR and add a battle arena spellcraft so i can avada kedavra my bois into oblivion

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Why are people saying JK Roland is scared of trains?

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

@elonmusk RGB mode

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Sidenote: Bogosort is the best way to sort an array. Change my mind.

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

You ever be vibing so good in the car you just wanna call a bitch and jam on the phone?

I have zero bitches

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

@Mc_Phearson @BadMedicalTakes This cow got some phat tiddies

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

@Activision ayo?

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Lesss goooooooo who are these ppl?

[its pickle rick… idk… 🏴🥒🏴‍☠️ @picklerick_91]

WELCOME TO #THEHOTGUYPODCAST !

With your hosts @DollarTreeJesus @VoIP_Tech_34 and me @lilroxie91

WHERE WE DISCOVER THE LONG LOST ART OF MANLINESS AND MAN SHIT

Episode 1: THE ART OF BBQ 🍖 with guest @deerliquor

WELCOME TO THE SHOW
GRAB A COLD ONE
N GET READY 4 THIS SHIT!!!!

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

Someone at @CDPROJEKTRED deserves to get their genitals caressed for coming up with the story and sountrack for @edgerunners.

Top 5 animated series of all time

I will volunteer if no one else does. We owe it to them.

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

@elonmusk consider this my application. I will see you monday

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

@elonmusk hey buddy me and the bois are going to the beach this weekend, wanna come get phucced up?

[Clayton McPhearson @DollarTreeJesus]

@Bungie please let me change my destiny 2 name again, i messed up 😭