Dollar Store Pimp™️

Porn star, rock star, dog whisperer, MAGAt, liar… Haven’t shit my pants this century… 😃 (I don’t work at a dollar store)

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@thekapman No fucking way…!! 😲☹️🏀

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@espn @SportsCenter Carolina wins the next three. Book it…

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@BenStiller 7-25 is crazy… 😐

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@CubsZone That would have been the walk-off if PCA wasn’t fantasizing about titties earlier…

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@JoJoFromJerz @BryanHoch Some thick ho tried to sit on his face, but missed… At least, that’s what my sketchy sources tell me… 🫤

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@WaddleandSilvy Cubs Twitter is pathetic…

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@espn A hockey player wouldn’t even miss a shift.

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@WalshFreedom It’s Maine… There’s not a lot of good options… 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@BarstoolBigCat Need to hook up the air compressor and blow everything out…

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@KalshiSports Kirk Cousins will do anything for money…

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@CattardSlim Maybe the Depends are for his wet dreams…

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@tedlieu Dude sleeps better in his taint-licking meetings than I do in my bed…

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@doggintrump Was this grocery store at the airport…? 😳

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@CheriJacobus Zombies are real…

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@articulate_bud @Michael_Cerami Being fast and being a good base runner are two different things, bro…

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@JamieBonkiewicz She’s been told to stfu plenty. Especially when there’s a dick involved…

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@DailyLoud Fucking kid should have been sent home with a salad… 😳

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@patriottakes I can imagine what a POS his dad is… 😂

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@espn One win away from getting swept in the finals… 😃