The Dollop Out of Context

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I bet it ends bad.

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Brownsville was a boom town and laws were made to make it more civilized.

That ... did that work?

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What you don't understand, God, is that I was told to.

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This is ... so unacceptable.

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It doesn't sound like you even know what you're doing.

Nobody does; that's the beauty of it.

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They realized that the shit quality of Wisconsin butter was an issue.

This is such a comeback story that we're about to hear.

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Demographic-wise, you break down perfectly for ICE. You're white, 50, pissed off.

I'm pissed off at them though.

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It's like a family affair sort of thing.

Except half the family's forced to be in the family.

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His dad dies at 11, guess what he does?

He goes to work.

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I think, you know, we're doing the same thing that they were doing then, but instead of going from Peking to Paris we're going to the asteroid belt for no reason.

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When you bring up how great a town was and people are like "hahahaha imagine! That shithole being liveable!"

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He committed himself anew to his faith in Jesus Christ.

Well Dave, this is a road we've hoed before.

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Hank knew he'd have a hard time collecting the rest of the money from Headspot so he went and had some whiskey.

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"Sleep came after my little friends had been fed and crawled back under the bottom blanket again."

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Stevenson made politically acceptable, at the time, attacks on immigrants and Catholics.

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A fire meant work and that meant guys kept starting fires to get work.

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He yelled "Damn Christ! Christ very bad!" and then he jumped overboard and swam off.

That's how you do religion right.

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Then there was a big step over the line when the Mormon newspaper printed an article saying that slavery was bad.

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He said the bullets merely skidded off the shark's back and that the fish seemed more pleased than otherwise.

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I'm rooting animals on this one.

Whoa.

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I'm not gonna let you suck my dick.

Well, now all I want to do is suck your dick!