Ramona A. Stone

[Ramona A. Stone @DollyTrull]

Hoy aprendí algo: dile que no a un mexicano y siéntate a ver cómo chingados SÍ.

[Stivi De Tivi @StiviDeTivi]

Bomberos de Los Ángeles rescatan el cine.
En un elevador estuvieron atrapados Wes Anderson y James L. Brooks.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[conduct|r @conductr_]

I am OBSESSED with this sentence:

“A head full of fears has no space for dreams.”

damn.

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This paragraph by Haruki Murakami hits hard:

“Once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Don't worry. I have a plan.

Now where did I put it.

[BlaBlaBlito @BlaBlaBlito]

No trabaja en la NASA porque no quiere

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

To shame a woman, they say she slept with too many men. To shame a man, they say he slept with men. So clearly society decided, sleeping with men is the embarrassing part.

[Ramona A. Stone @DollyTrull]

Dear Europe:

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyerrr, and a shower is the keyesttttt 😭

[Zorza Polarna @cortementi773]

Nie chcę ci psuć humoru, ale ta rzecz jest najbardziej adekwatna historycznie w tym filmie

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Ramona A. Stone @DollyTrull]

Los ingleses están descubriendo las caguamas. Yo ya me imaginé las nuevas Guinness. Los mexicanos no estamos siendo la mejor influencia que digamos 😂.

[Lee Vaughan 💙🧡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bowbrookshrew]

Ordered a large beer and this monster turns up !🤣🤣🤣 🇲🇽

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

did you know there’s 40 grams of protein in shutting the fuck up

[jezz @JezziiB]

Why is it that as a girl at a certain age I’m supposed to quit playing with dolls yet the boys can play video games from birth til death do them part 😮‍💨

I’m getting me a Barbie dream house with my adult money

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I love when people use their free will in a weird way

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

NOBODY WARNS YOU THAT YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC BASICALLY FREEZES AT 25 AND EVERY NEW SONG AFTER THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE NOISE.

[John F. Kennedy Jr Q @Real_JFK_Jr_]

In Indonesia, the homeowner got tired of the constant thefts and, together with his neighbors, decided to set up an ambush for the thieves.

At night, they managed to catch four people, whom they then wrapped in duct tape and dressed up as Teletubbies, in order to hand them over to the police in that form.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 115 moons.