Linnamon

The world is ending so can you actually just shut up and let me live laugh love

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@Wes_oo3 That happened a frighteningly large amount of times when I worked at Sunstop. Like bro, I'm working get outta here 😂

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@nikinono2 OMG BRO. 😭💕 CONGRATS. yall are the cutest and I'm so happy for you!!

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@nikinono2 What a fun one :)

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

I need that Sims motherlode cheat irl please

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

Did a guy really just unmatch me bc I didn't like capybaras enough? What the fuck is online dating.

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@Wes_oo3 Wow I'm so glad we finally know about this- thank God that man spoke up. So brave.

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

POV: you're trying to pack for a spontaneous trip to the PNW but keep getting distracted by your music and tiktok, dancing in your comfort robe in 90° weather, and then suddenly remember you forgot to take your meds all while you should be sleeping for your behavioral health job

[David Elmo Elmer @Skierelmo]

The difference between "I can't because of my religion" and
"You can't because of My religion" is the single biggest thing I hate about my native State.

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@nikinono2 Me! So last minute. I literally found out an hour ago 😂

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@kallilillybean Boooooooooooo 👎🏽 I'll go clubbing with you, dude

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@nikinono2 Yooooooooooooo absolutely

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@Wes_oo3 It's a trauma response m'dude 🥲 big same tho

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

Hooooo boy. I just submitted my first pitch to @TheMoth. My heart is pounding! I've been wanting to do this for years, and I'm finally taking that plunge. This could be a story in itself 😅 Whether it's picked or not, I'm very proud of myself!

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

Finally feel like I'm being recognized for the good work I've been doing since forever 🙌🏽 😌

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

@nikinono2 We have talked at least a bit in the last few years, but I'll still come out of the woodworks to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

2020 really did something to me

[Linnamon @Dolockcas]

Men complain about women hiding their features with makeup like they don't have the ability to grow facial hair. Yeah, man, we see that hot scruff but we all know you actually just have a butt chin under there. On the first date, we're going to the barbershop.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I like when men explain basic things to me because in my mind it’s not mansplaining, it’s more like when a toddler is really excited to tell you about dinosaurs and you’re like that’s right cutie! you’re so smart!! only one of us is being condescending and it’s me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Jeff bezos really worth 200 billion and ain’t batman or iron man yet. That mf a bum

[Smitty Giddy and Gay @nikinono2]

Why did I have to respawn on earth in expert mode