Dolores

Secretary to @mollycocktail. Overworked, underpaid. Hand cramps abound. High on all these marker fumes.

[Dolores @DoloresCocktail]

Let me make a note of that. ✏️

[MollyPop @TheGhostOfMolly]

#ISawMommy stumble in on the babysitter banging Daddy like a screen door in a hurricane.

It’s on Pornhub FYI.

[ryan the cable viewer @ryanztweetz]

#ISawMommy Getting Gang Banged by 8 Reindeer.

[Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend]

#ISawMommy on Maury trying to figure out who my Daddy is.

[Torcuil De Fereneze 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @TorquilFereneze]

#ISawMommy Dearest as a lot like Joan Crawford.

[The Grim Rieper 🫡 @RiepTide1999]

#ISawMommy
eating a hunk of glowing red
deer jerky

[Dolores @DoloresCocktail]

@LVGambler123 @MollyCocktail 😘❄️🎄💋

[Le Champion Stevie SlowJams @ANGRYref]

#ISawMommy Dearest and have only used plastic hangers since

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

#ISawMommy cleaning out the closet. (She seems to have a thing about wire hangers...)

[Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @SethFromThe716]

#ISawMommy getting railed like a champ by two elves at the same time.

[MollyPop @TheGhostOfMolly]

#ISawMommy do a line of coke off Santa’s ass

[Buffalo Temple of Music, Sports, and Whatever @SethFromThe716]

I predict that many people will say, "#ISawMommy kissing Santa Claus" for this tag, so I'm saying it first!

[baked.in.ny @propapergirl]

#ISawMommy's lightsaber in her nightstand drawer but I think it's broken. It buzzes but it doesn't light up.

[ⱠØⱠ₳ brrr 🥶 @_lola_bee]

#ISawMommy doing more than kissing Santa Clause

[portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🐈‍⬛ @SadlyCatless]

#ISawMommy stuffing daddy’s stocking. Thought that was Santa Claus’ job.