Matt Dolphin

Identify as 21.

Butler Extraordinaire, Life coach to the stars, cunning linguist and Villa til I die!

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@kldxox Agree with 60% of those... especially fuckin cats...sly c*nts

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

A-F**kin-men

[John McGinn @jmcginn7]

26/27 ready. Stay calm and believe! #UTV

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@RealSamMelia

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@natsiobhan_ Bescot is hell 🙄

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@StephanieAVFC @andrewc44104127 Last meal in bread n wine, surely?

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

Now then, now then...

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Goodbye 🇺🇸 It’s been emotional!

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@piersmorgan @HKane Presume u mean statue Piers

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

FFS Japan!

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

Seconded...immense tonight

[Hannah @hannahgowen_]

I didn’t expect Victor Lindelof to be our signing of the season but here we are

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@ladbible He was just trying to deliver some jokes written in the 21st century

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@cosmoksmom It was...

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Aston Villa woke up one morning a few weeks ago and decided they were the best team in the country.

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@piersmorgan - now it's a title race bud 😉

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

"people have been arrested after custard and apple crumble was flung at a display case" 😂😂

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

The most middle-class protest you're likely to read about...

BBC News - Four arrested after Tower of London display case containing State Crown defaced
https://t.co/5MsaLqIXSO

[.. @Enigmaa13174]

LOOOOL

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@rdmavfc Mine's Spider-Man 🙄

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

Protest? My arse! They turned up on a scooter, got heckled by the entire Holte End and fucked off hone.

Seen better support down the blues #AVFC

[Matt Dolphin @DolphMatthews]

@hannahgowen_ Great read 👏🏻 so much better than the usual BBC drivel