nowhereland

#childfree Home of current & retro tweets. Words with Friends addict.

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

I understand children better than you think, which is exactly why I don't want them at all. #childfree

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@sunnylittleshit Sort of. Colitis flare up. Not feeling great.

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@Skippy_TN But Jimmy Carter is smarter! @scotia1980

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

If you're going to post a video on differences between foreign people,actually KNOW some differences instead of just saying "Well I think.."

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@WriterDann You're welcome! Did you add anything else besides beer?

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It's weird, but the combination of breaded fish cooking in the oven while hovering over sliced dill pickles reminded me of marijuana smoke.

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

🚗
👨"It's not fair, it's my birthday! This is MY day! I should be allowed to have this day!"
👩"STEVEN!"

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@sunnylittleshit Taxes never go down or away. They just keep adding+nickel & diming us to death & find more crap to spend/waste. It adds up!

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@sunnylittleshit So much waste, corrupt / too many politicians, we have high debt yet it's ignored, feel helpless. Nobody saves,spend spend.

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

Bland powder chicken gravy mix from restaurant supply store😒

Then adding bacon fat to it😲😲😲😆😆😵😵😵😵😵😵😋

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@heystu818 They say 25% of Chargers fans are already there. 2nd largest market. It would be nice if Chicago had two teams again.

[Andy Bowers @evilpez4]

[file photo] Rare sighting of the DuMaurier Cougher (bumasmokeius northendsmokeyous)
#DartmouthGeographic

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

*Gasp!* Puffy tacos!
https://t.co/A4yhqIQNTO
If no hominy, can food process stale corn tortillas or corn chips.

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@SibeRescueBrian Interesting. So it's a calzone. Skip adding the sauce in it so it isn't so messy!

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

SmittenKitten:I remember the day we brought home AngryPuppy
…
AP:What's that?What's that?
SK:The floor
AP:*trips*FUCKYOUFUCKYOU ARFARFARFARF

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@CFinNYC "It warn't but a mighty little ways to the raft now."

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@marriedwokids Would you guys be interested if I sent a (longish) email about my CF epiphany & life story?

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

@HSAddict You should know that many things trigger them, like wind, rain, snow, leaves, birds, squirrels, etc. It probably wears out bulbs.

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

📺The AngryPuppy Show
Carol Cassedy as CrazyLady👩
Mike Patterson as BadMan🏃
Kim-Sim Moo-Choo Sanchez as SmittenKitten😾
& Kevin as AngryPuppy🐶

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

🛌Jessie:Dr said I just need to rest
"But you have to sing with us tonight!"
J:😲
💊
🌙🎤J:♫I'M SO EX-CIT-ED!♫ HEY LOOK,A WINDOW!WHOOO*flys thru*

[nowhereland @DolphRudager]

Lisa:You can't lift that,it's too heavy!
Jessie:I'm gonna get in shape,I'M SO EXCITED! I'M DOING IT,YEAH!! WHOO! *snap* OW I broke my bones!