Dolphinpuss

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@itsplaymo She married a pedophile this is tame

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Getting fucked while hes on the reddit molly and he keeps poking your asshole thinking its an upvote button

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Dude that attempted to put the pussy in his pocket bc he didnt want to eat it

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Eating the box but its mad dry so your tongue get stuck inside it like velcro

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Subtly slipping having a white tongue fetish into a conversation w my partner to give them an ever present fear of having a white tongue so they start brushing it erratically

[Dolphinpuss @Dolphilpuss]

Wouldve decimated young harry styles with caveman clubs crazy style to spare him from his lifes misfortune

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Do you ever get nervous and does your tailbone hurt

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Subtly dry begging my near and dear friend to j let me slam him on the concrete in front of the hoes once

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@meghyoceo W the volume down

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The government could have a 3d model of the inside of my asshole and i wouldnt gaf

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@03nightz They j wanted to get that fat part off their chest

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@ecIipsmoon You ripped

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@TheBigVacuum97 Rave whore daughter fully

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@bennie_and_kay @raytorosknight Its still humilating im j speaking abt the average dude who wants a cat tail butt plug in their ass

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Bitches will dig in your urethra and smell it with their fingers curled and act like nothing happened

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Being a dude trying to impress a girl by freestyling when im actually reciting some sound cloud artists verse but i keep forgetting the lyrics and messing up the flow and shouting fuck every time i mess up for an hour straight while she progressively gets lets attracted to me

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Your girls on call with brattameer35 realizing shes not actually with this bdsm shit after attempting to carve his username in her thigh

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2026 and lame ass companies are still using curse words as the punch line in their ads

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Vegan who uses forced meat eating as a form of bdsm foreplay