Jake (i quit my job)

He/Him ☆ S 💙 ☆ Hyperfixated on HONESTUCK ☹️... ☆

[Jake (i quit my job) @Dolphinwithatan]

people are afraid of making big buff hairy men trans

[ClauroSockpuppet 🥩 @Claurophobia]

Me: “hey auto responder call my friends”

🤖no “friends” detected🤖

Me: sorry I meant “tools”

🤖calling🤖

[FATJOHNEGBERTWITHKARKATANDVIRSKA @GrimdarkWizard]

KARKATS ASSHOLE IS HAIRY

[Jake (i quit my job) @Dolphinwithatan]

jake english

[turbomander @turbomander]

The only “mating press” I care about is when my mate presses all the right buttons on his video game controller!! #cooperativegameplay

[Jake (i quit my job) @Dolphinwithatan]

@_sweetladyk_ girl can we PLEASE have a makeup tutorial i want to do mine like yours 😭😭😭😭 it's perfect

[Jake (i quit my job) @Dolphinwithatan]

God damn

[TT @thessspian]

#jealous #alittle

[Jake (i quit my job) @Dolphinwithatan]

dirk

[vin🧪 @trashanimal_]

bro strider pov

[Jake (i quit my job) @Dolphinwithatan]

dirk

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Yelling “datte bayo” before shooting myself in the head

[TT @thessspian]

Theres an actual piece of dirks soul in jakes mind and they thought they could break up lmfaoooo

[GC ☆ @kaziimirrx]

The gays are STRICT! What’s wrong w 6’3 bottom?! That’s a HUGE ASSSS RIGHT THERE!!

[Number @NumberCheetos]

ididnt wanna post bc i wasnt sure if someone else had already done this
#homestuck

[PSF | jester @riskierjester]

Grandpa with his ill gotten gains:

[Jake (i quit my job) @Dolphinwithatan]

no one cares lil bro 😭😭😭😭💔

[princess of dirkjake nation @vrisrezihater]

jake

[Jade and friends! 🏳️‍⚧️ @JadesEvolution]

i sometimes forget that this is one of the funniest panels in all of homestuck