Ur Mom

professional woman snatcher

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

j ripped ass, thank god were 6 feet apart #whoschoiceisit #shitmyself

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

im sorry my ego matches my drive

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

natalie biden lives rent free in my head

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

treat her like a celebrity and she’ll treat u like a fan - Martin Luther King Jr. #whoschoiceisit #ripking😔

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

bro wtf..

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

cant wait to curl up w a good goosebumps book #spookyszn #whoschoiceisit

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

u ever accidentally pinch ur balls when u go to scratch them? id rather get all my fingers cut off #whoschoiceisit #help #shithurts

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

old logic didnt miss wth bring him back pls😔

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

i get girls pregnant with my mind😈❄️#goatshit #whoschoiceisit

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

telling girls im 5’7 feel like coming out of the closet😭 #shortking #whoschoiceisit

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

watched my favorite person become a stranger.

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

i dont use my blicker bc i cant let u nerds know my next move #unpredictable #getonmylvl😈

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

i work to hard to let u bums ruin it

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

Day 98 without sex: Ive learned the ability of teleportation

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

ik u still keep tabs, u a fan❤️

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

im not shaving the pedo stache go fuck yourself

[Flash Gordon @therealflashyg]

These early morning got me like...

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

i cant wait to moon a zoom call #fullmoon #whoschoiceisit

[Flash Gordon @therealflashyg]

First day of school ✅ just trying to stay corona-free😊🤗 #saynotocovid #maskup #sixfeet

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

if she dont play the craft she aint gettin this shaft #szn6hype #itallstartstm #whoschoiceisit

[Ur Mom @DomAfghanStrike]

playing fortnite should be a federal crime #idontmaketherules #whoschoiceisit