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[Tom Vardy @TomVardy8]

Jacob Murphy playing like he’s on palliative care

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@boydy8 @TaylorMadeGolf That must be driving you mad

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Forest must be buzzing we didn’t accept that 15 million bid

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@kelbygrant Who’s mikey

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@TomBrodiie Got Elanga anyway

[Dr Paul Grumble @toonhunter123]

#NUFC #THFC
TONALI IS ITALIAN JEFF HENDRICK PASS IT ON

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Would the game of went on that long if we didn’t make the Schar sub? #nufc

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Is it true Jacob Murphy’s playing 1st half for toon and 2nd half for Everton today

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I don’t want to sound bitter but every decent player that leaves Newcastle I wish nothing but injuries and a downfall. Apart from trippier and Wilson they are sound

[Newcastle United FC fan discussions @Nufc_fnd]

The Exodus Isn't Bad Luck. It's the Bill.

So Bruno's told the club he wants out. That's Ornstein reporting it, not some ITK account with 43 followers. Gordon's gone, Tonali's gone, Isak went last summer, and now the captain. And the easy explanation — big clubs circling because we've got good players — lets one man off the hook far too easily for my liking.

Players like Bruno don't leave clubs that are going somewhere. They leave clubs going in circles. And that's what we've been this season.

One stat has bothered me all year and I keep coming back to it: 25 points dropped from winning positions. Worst in the league. We scored first in seven of the fifteen defeats. Thirty goals conceded after going ahead, which is a Premier League record, and not one you want. Once is unlucky. Thirty times over a season is coaching. Game management, subs, structure, call it what you want. Sort even half of that out and we're in Europe and none of this summer happens.

The frustrating bit? Eddie's seen this before. He's admitted himself he stayed at Bournemouth a season too long while they stagnated — dropped 17 points from winning positions the year they went down. This season we beat that. His own worst season, and we topped it. He warned us what his teams look like when they've gone stale, and we watched it happen anyway.

Then the summer signings. Elanga, no goals and one assist. Wissa barely worked into the side. And Woltemade — a proper number 9 — spending chunks of the season shunted into midfield because we never settled on a system after Isak left. A whole year and no plan that got the best out of any of them. Brentford, West Ham, Sunderland away... those weren't off days, that was the pattern.

And that's the bit people miss when they say Bruno's leaving "because of the club's direction." Where do they think direction comes from? Stagnation cost us Europe. No Europe costs money. No money forces sales. And every sale tells your best player the ceiling's been hit. Bruno hasn't stopped loving Newcastle. He's stopped believing we're still climbing. Big difference.

None of this wipes out what Eddie's done here, before anyone starts. The great escape, two Champions League qualifications, the cup. Seventy years, ended. He's one of the most important managers we've ever had and I'll argue that with anyone. But being grateful and being honest are two different things, and clubs that can't tell them apart end up watching their best players leave. One by one. Then all at once.

Bruno's request isn't the crisis. It's the invoice. And it's addressed to the dugout. 🖤🤍 @NUFC

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Give Bruno a new contract, sell whoever doesn’t want to be here, buy some more players, simple, get Amanda back Aswell if it helps

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@Sjopinion10 @Liam14Hall said this years ago actually Simon so you’ll have to split that cheque with him

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If Eddie Howe stays or goes we need a complete clear out there’s about 3 or 4 you’d keep at the minute #nufc

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Lucky the seasons finishing soon or we would be bang in a relegation battle #nufc

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We would not of won that game if pope was in goal

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Cause he’s better off the right, if you’re going to play him play him instead of Murphy and Elanga

[𝗥𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮 @Regista10_]

Seen this from Osula before, not quite as this good, but as soon as he kept that ball in I was screaming "go on, give it the creamer step over, chop in lad, chop in.....BANG!" #NUFC

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@Carrzyyyy I agree

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If Ramsey dives on a yellow it’s stupid.
Refs shite.
Ramsdale is better than pope don’t care what anyone says.
Refs shite.
Joelinton man of the match.
Osula better off the right than up front.
Refs shite
#nufc

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@Carrzyyyy What about the ref lew?