My dad- “you can sleep in tomorrow”
Also my dad- *shoots 5 skunks outside my window at 7:30 am*
Why is this even a problem for me🙄 #skunksarenotfriends#plzgoaway
If I had a dime for every time I heard “hey my friend dared me too” at the rodeo last night I could’ve bought my own drink, but thankfully that was one of the dares
Also
Just coming up & saying hi is cool too
I try not to judge a book by its cover...but I’m also high anxiety...so please don’t follow me around the gym if you have 6’s tattooed across your head🙃 #thankyou#imsureuragreatperson
To the guy who thinks I’m making up exams to not hang out w him...
1) I wish that was true
2) ur uber paranoid
3) if ur thinking that, u might be on to something
Me- *can’t find a right test answer and asks the teacher about it*
Teacher- “yeah they’re all wrong so just choose the best wrong answer”
Welcome to college.