Dom Partipilo

Ways to my heart (in no specific order): bowling, coffee, dogs, math/statistics, chess, good puns, and the White Sox.

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

In the cawr I just can’t weht
To pick you op on awr very first deht

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

LAC 12 - 32 HOU
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

it's like ray ee ayn on your wedding day

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

JAX 6 - 52 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1088th unique final score in NFL history.

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

Mother's Day and Father's Day have just turned into a way for millennials to flex about all their accomplishments on social media using photos that have their parents in them

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Porque soy tu mamá 🧡

[Joshua Brisco @jbbrisco]

here on eclipse day, it sure seems like we're looking at the ground less and the

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

Olivia Rodrigo is objectively bad

[4th down decision bot @ben_bot_baldwin]

---> DET (24) @ SF (27) <---
DET has 4th & 3 at the SF 30, Q4 07:32

Recommendation (MEDIUM): 👉 Go for it (+2 WP)
Actual play: 👉 (Shotgun) J.Goff pass incomplete deep right to https://t.co/doh0k71GtK. Brown.

[4th down decision bot @ben_bot_baldwin]

---> DET (24) @ SF (10) <---
DET has 4th & 2 at the SF 28, Q3 07:03

Recommendation (MEDIUM): 👉 Go for it (+2.2 WP)
Actual play: 👉 (Shotgun) J.Goff pass incomplete short left to J.Reynolds (G.Odum).

[bird/h @BirdPerHour]

#birdbot

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

Complaining about how we got less snow than expected is peak first worlding

“I was promised that my drive to work would suck but now it doesn’t so I’m mad about it”

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

Wow. Crazy to think that we’re only 25 days away from 2024 and only 26 days away from people quitting on their new year resolutions.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

MIA 45 - 15 WSH
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1082nd unique final score in NFL history.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

CLE 12 - 29 DEN
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1081st unique final score in NFL history.

[Jason Benetti @jasonbenetti]

Dear @whitesox fans,

You’ve spent 8 years making me feel welcome and loved and appreciated. And I love you dearly.

I will always cherish you and your passion and joy. You mean more than you know to me.

Thank you for filling my heart.

#IsItRaining Yes, as I type this.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

TB 37 - 39 HOU
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1080th unique final score in NFL history.

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

Everyone’s all upset when they have to pay 20 cents more for a gallon of gas but they don’t even think twice about spending $60K on the car that’s using the gas

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

Let’s gooooooo @cjoneil88 💪

[Pikkit @pikkitsports]

Congratulations to @cjoneil88!

We had 4 people get 12/14 right, but the 111-105 was the closest correct score!

Suns win 108-104, securing the $100 win.

Please DM us to claim your prize!

[Dom Partipilo @DomPartipilo]

The irony about being insecure about something is that as you try harder and harder to cover it up, the more it shows