Dom Simard

There’s a good chance I will tell you I have a frontal wedgie in a grocery line. Covering weekends on @VirginRadioYEG and part-time on @1003TheBear 🤘🏻

[Dom Simard @DomSimardFM]

Me as a radio host: “You ever shit your pants? Call or text now let’s chat!”

[Dom Simard @DomSimardFM]

@lori_jayden Sounds exhausting lol. No money was taken, just dumb retweets. Looks like you might be in the same boat! 😅

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Wow cool I got hacked. I made it babyyyy. Sorry about all the crypto garbage!

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@breannebrown We’re girls

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Why do I have acne AND wrinkles it should be ONE OR THE OTHER NOT BOTH

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@michelasheedy @calgarystampede This is amazing 🤩 you look awesome!

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@breannebrown The worst

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@thewrongjess @breannebrown I miss you guys!!!

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When the sun hits you just right and you need to promptly tweeze your moustache. How long have I been walking around with this thing?

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@TheBeerMaven 4!

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@breannebrown Omg what emoji was it?! What was the tweet?! Bring it back BB

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Wearing a hat at work: 🧢
“Omg you’re wearing a hat. You never wear hats.”
All. Day.

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@thewrongjess OH MY GOD THIS IS CUTE

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@breannebrown @thewrongjess LOL that’s okay - hold on to it for as long as you need!

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@HouckisPokisewx Pee!

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@thewrongjess HAHA if a show’s not poo friendly I’m not listening

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@AMasse27 I’m a Marketing & Event Coordinator for a Gasket Manufacturing & Distribution Company 🙂‍↕️

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The skies at my day job are 👌🏻

[Dom Simard @DomSimardFM]

The biggest disservice you can do to yourself is look in the mirror with a flashlight in one hand, and tweezers in the other.

[Dom Simard @DomSimardFM]

@1003TheBear Side, i don’t want that drizzle on my fingies!!