They’re using the guy beheading your brother in the street to distract you from your real enemy: Jeff Bezos delivering medicine to your front door overnight
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You should’ve kept your father out of this.
He was the one calling me a short guy and saying you’d smash me, all while holding a beer in his hand.
Then you started talking about my divorce and telling the world you wouldn’t want to be my roommate.
Idiot.
First, we’re fighting, not dating.
Second, I’m not looking for a roommate.
When I put you to sleep and you’re lying there next to the rose, I’ll look at your father and ask him one simple question:
Who’s the short one now?
I’m gonna break you Justin.
I don’t think the L.A. election was stolen. What’s happening is legal.
The problem is that what’s legal in California is gross third-worldist slop that would make a dictator blush.
Knicks on the greatest heater in NBA history and Trump shows up and they get rattled and lose four straight … I hadn’t even considered the possibility but now that I think about it, it’s the funniest possible outcome and I am now rooting for it to happen.