The Roaming Smartass

Hi, I'm Dom. Formerly known as Ida_homie, I'm no longer in Idaho, so I'm not a homie anymore. :/

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

#GOGimmighoul this is neat

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

#gogimmighoul !

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

@theycallmehed yooooooooooooooooooooo

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

@CMPiagentini @LouSafetyZone I live in your district, and can't wait to either help vote you out, or run against you personally. You just literally said you aren't listening to your constituents and doing whatever you please, which goes against the entire point of, you know, that "Public Service" concept.

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

.@Feeeeeshy ...so is a Blony tv better than a Ramsung? The resolution looks nice. #RockCocks

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

#StepAsideHillary https://t.co/ST9tApirPi

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

3.5 billion #GoW account for sale. Details at https://t.co/DWLBV7LWbi

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

@LadyEdotMe luv ya, kizzo

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

Any parent who takes their child to see Chipmunks this weekend instead of Star Wars needs to have their birthing rights reevaluated

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

@GaryandShannon Who's retirement was more overdue: Kobe, Jeter or Favre? At least the last 2 seemed humbled & appreciative as they faded out

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

McKelvin is the new Brenton Bersin #BUFvsNE

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

And this is where Packers fans would yell "Muslims suck!" #NoClass #MomentOfSilence #BUFvsNE

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Cam Newton wanted to give this ball to a little kid, but Julius Peppers hates children: https://t.co/b6Yx0dELgU https://t.co/oWTyvNQyfu

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

Fantasy owners will be picking up Funchess by the bunches next week. #TOUCHDOWN #GBvsCAR

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If Trump calls you 'nice,' lube up and be prepared to be bent over. #CNBCGOPDebate #GOPDebate

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

Can we get a 'mic cutoff' switch? #CNBCGOPDebate #GOPDebate

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

I believe Sen. Paul's weakness is not being able to listen to a question, then answer the question. #CNBCGOPDebate #GOPDebate

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

@Aella_Girl is you alive?

[The Roaming Smartass @Dom_smartass]

Today's secret word is Vasectomy! Go get one, and scream real loud! AAAAAA!!!