Cait

History teacher turned stay-at-home-mom, winemaker, beekeeper, LuLaDealer, knitter, cat lady. Seven Sisters grad who abhors misogynistic bigotry.

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

#givegood

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

In your 20s: Throws nip bottles in purse.
In your 30s: Throws baggie with multi-vitamins in purse.
#adulting

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

What do we have here, LBJ? 🤔 #JFKDocuments

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

5: "Mama, sing me a new lullaby I've never heard." Me: *thinks* "I've got gadgets and gizmos a'plenty..." #parentinghacks #childofthe90s

[Netflix @netflix]

The bus is magic. The science is real.

[Alex Rubinstein @RealAlexRubi]

#BREAKING: I just watched a car plow through dozens of protesters. Extremely heavy injuries #Charlottesville

[Morning Joe @Morning_Joe]

.@morningmika: "It’s been fascinating and frightening and really sad for our country" #morningjoe

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

What the actual f*ck?! @realDonaldTrump What is wrong with you? And who lets you keep tweeting?! https://t.co/qfaQ7kXoZe

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

@realDonaldTrump this is the first time a sink hole has ever brightened my day. Does this mean you're actually draining the swamp?? https://t.co/eNAP4qNBGb

[Town of Palm Beach @townofpalmbeach]

Sinkhole in front of Mar-a-Lago: A 4' x 4' sinkhole has formed on Southern Boulevard directly in front of… https://t.co/5xOpmJ8Y2v

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Kennedy: shot
Lincoln: shot
Garfield: shot
McKinley: shot
R Kennedy: shot
TR: shot (lived)
Reagan: shot (lived)
Gabby Giffords: shot (lived) https://t.co/HNsmeWY2S5

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

@realDonaldTrump You know what's cheaper? Staying in Washington and doing your job.

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS I'm sure this has been brought up but... can we just chat about the number of stars on the flag? FYI it should look like this: 🇺🇸 #39states

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

Throwin' it back to a fantastic decision!! #GOAT 🏈 #PatriotsNation https://t.co/Gg4SnpJgZu

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

17 years ago today: With the 199th pick in the 2000 NFL Draft, the #Patriots select QB Tom Brady.

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

US joined WWI exactly 100 years ago today. Apparently April 6th is a shit day for peace.

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

Raise your hand if you're terrified that @realDonaldTrump started WWIII without a thought and doesn't even seem to realize it. 🙋🏻🤦🏻‍♀️

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

@realDonaldTrump Now that you're starting WWIII, it would actually be a good time to jump on here and tell us WTF is going on.

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

Share & Enter To Win This Epic Tea Trip for Two to London! #thisistea #harneyteas #london #sweepstakes #giveaway https://t.co/ZXD0gUK8RP

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

TRUMP MOMENT as @VeepHBO closing credit scene is 🤣😂😂
(Based on @Walldo tweet)

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

@realDonaldTrump I'm just shocked YOU'VE heard of Susan B Anthony. Pretty sure this is your knowledge base though: https://t.co/twM2YRfZZb

[Cait @DomesticPixie]

@realDonaldTrump Yes, we've heard of Susan B. Anthony. We celebrate her. We vote in her name. #iveheardofsusanbanthony