Ophelia H.

she/her
steaming Tue, Fri & Sun at 7pm mst | mostly fps

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

btw the stereotype of americans i have run into the most so far in europe is that americans work themselves to death for nothing

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Kids growing up on iPads means telling people to press Alt+F4 to unlock infinite ammo is going to start working again

[Tessa Violet @TessaViolet]

it takes the full force of my entire will to not listen to christmas music in october

[Laura Lux 🦖🪐 @darthlux]

the fact that "onlyfans girls don't pay taxes" discourse is still happening is so funny like cmon man do you SERIOUSLY believe, in your heart of hearts, that the IRS is just allowing people to earn hundreds of thousands of dollars online without taxing them

[margaux @iss3ymistak3]

under 70 degrees today u know what that means … can really start dressing

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

If you watch a show with Dragons, Elves, or Lightsabers but can’t wrap your head around people of color in the same series, the choice of casting isn’t the problem. You are.

[Joey @DoomsyLuv]

PLEASE normalize saying "this game isn't for me" instead of "this game is bad" unless you genuinely think it is not good. I feel like there is a big difference between the two and some people just don't get it.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

love the direction men’s clothing is going in (very short shorts) but I argue it can and should be sluttier

[Tessa Violet @TessaViolet]

it’s a strange reality when i’m googling how old people are so i can get a sense of ✨when they might die✨, because only then might i have rights again

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Married LGBTQ people: CALL A LAWYER.

Get copies of birth certificates and custody for your children on paper. Make sure life insurance policies, property that you own, bank account information, passwords for things, Powers of Attorney, etc. are all set up & understood

[Lumiai @yes_wecan_cer]

You don't have to be that gung-ho on trans rights to realize that a world where girls' genitals need to be inspected before they can play any sport is worse for girls than a world where once in a while there's a trans girl on a girls' team.

[Anti-Hate. World Peace 🟦 @DianaMiller5]

Pre-Roe, I was 8 yrs old. I came home from school to find my Mom lying in a puddle of blood. She was weak & asked me to call a neighbor. She was miscarrying, but the embryo would not abort. For 48 hours, she bled while doctors transfused blood, waiting. Abortions were illegal.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerTDog]

Y’alright Cockers!! Here it is the original ‘Innocent Men’ clip with me and @LaurenLayfield no need to thank me...

[Elyza Halpern (a.k.a. possumgirl) @elyzawithawhy]

Man, I am NOT cut out for LA. This girl at a party said “I’m a sub” and I said “oh that’s cool did you always wanna work with kids?” and she looked at me HORRIFIED.

I THOUGHT SHE MEANT TEACHER.

LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.

THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT.