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[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

Jij: Zwanger en hebben een huis gekocht!
Ook jij: Promotie gemaakt en loop dit weekend een marathon!
Ik: mijn leeggoed staat buiten. #score

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

Maurice & Me getting our sunday steps in

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

Even tried to get in Buddha’s favour to pull @nff_landslag through against England from here in Belgium.. alas 🥺 @Erling for World President! 🫶🏼

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

@PanchiiPrincess They are, it’s just blonde 😊

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

@Z0RN1G My notifications are failing me - thanks!

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

@CrewsMat10 He’s actually a Belgian CEO

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

@theiaincameron I urge you to check out Ghent in Belgium! ♥️

[Youssef Kobo @Youssef_Kobo]

Try again @kirawontmiss

- 🇧🇪 lives +4 years longer, +82 vs 🇺🇸 +78
- 🇧🇪 jails +5x fewer people, +95 vs 🇺🇸 +530 per 100.000
- 🇺🇸 mothers die +4x more often in childbirth, +22 vs 🇧🇪 +5
- 🇺🇸 babies die +60% more often, +5,4 vs 🇧🇪 +3,3 per 1.000
- 🇺🇸 obesity is +42% vs 🇧🇪 +16%
- 🇺 gun deaths dwarf 🇧🇪, +14 vs +2 per 100.000
- 🇧🇪 homicide rate +1,7 vs 🇺🇸 +6 per 100.000
- 🇺🇸 road deaths +13 vs 🇧🇪 +5 per 100.000
- 🇺🇸 drug overdose deaths run many times 🇧🇪 per capita
- 🇺🇸 teen birth rate +13 vs 🇧 +4 per 1.000
- 🇧🇪 spends +11% of GDP on health for better results. 🇺🇸 spends +17% for worse
- 🇺🇸 leaves +8% uninsured. 🇧🇪 leaves under +1%
- 🇧🇪 has near zero medical bankruptcy. 🇺🇸 has hundreds of thousands a year
- 🇧🇪 has more doctors per capita
- 🇧🇪 has more hospital beds per capita
- 🇧🇪 guarantees +20 paid vacation days. 🇺🇸 federal law guarantees +0
- 🇧🇪 guarantees paid parental leave. 🇺🇸 federal law guarantees +0
- 🇧🇪 guarantees paid sick leave. 🇺🇸 federal law guarantees +0
- 🇧🇪 university costs +1.000 euro a year. 🇺 costs tens of thousands
- 🇧🇪 students graduate near debt free. 🇺🇸 owe +1,7 trillion total
- 🇧🇪 adults score higher on numeracy and literacy tests
- 🇧🇪 teens outscore 🇺🇸 on PISA maths
- The average 🇧🇪 speaks +3 languages. The average 🇺🇸 speaks +1
- 🇧🇪 median wealth per adult beats 🇺🇸, +250.000 vs +112.000 dollar
- 🇧 has a far lower poverty rate
- 🇧🇪 has a far lower child poverty rate
- 🇧🇪 income inequality is much lower, Gini near +25 vs 🇺🇸 +40
- 🇧🇪 household saving rate runs higher
- 🇧🇪 works fewer hours yet matches 🇺🇸 output per hour
- 🇧🇪 voter turnout near +88% vs 🇺🇸 +66%
- 🇧🇪 hosts the EU capital and NATO HQ
- The Red Devils held FIFA +1. 🇺🇸 men never came close
- 🇧🇪 shares the euro, the world's +2 reserve currency
- 🇺🇸 child poverty +16% vs 🇧🇪 +12%
- 🇺🇸 official poverty rate +11,5% vs 🇧🇪 material deprivation far lower
- 🇺🇸 working poor rate multiples of 🇧🇪
- Global Peace Index ranks 🇧🇪 near +18. 🇺🇸 sits outside the top +130
- 🇺 police kill +1.000 people a year. 🇧🇪 counts single digits
- 🇺🇸 records +600 mass shootings a year. 🇧🇪 near zero
- 🇺🇸 has +120 civilian guns per 100 people. 🇧🇪 has +17
- 🇺🇸 files +400.000 personal bankruptcies a year. 🇧🇪 a small fraction per capita
- 🇺🇸 medical bills drive +500.000 bankruptcies a year. 🇧🇪 near zero
- 🇺🇸 out-of-pocket health spend +1.400 dollar per person. 🇧🇪 far lower
- 🇺🇸 leaves +26 million uninsured. 🇧🇪 covers effectively everyone
- 🇺🇸 preventable deaths per capita run well above 🇧🇪
- 🇺🇸 household debt tops +17 trillion dollar
- 🇺🇸 credit card debt tops +1,1 trillion dollar
- 🇺🇸 personal saving rate near +4% vs 🇧🇪 near +13%

[𝔗𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔲 𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔰 𝔉𝔞𝔫 𝔖𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔠𝔢 @TantuDotNet]

My Top 10 favorite Tantu Sampling Beats 🎶⬇️

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

@rookpauze3 @birdie_s0ng Luckily 😅 still very curious tho!

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

@rookpauze3 @birdie_s0ng What did he reply (to)?

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

I cannot ✨Live laugh love✨ in these conditions

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

Celebrity Masterchef Vlaanderen:
Donnie, wat een schat van een man. Idem Pierre.
Anastasya, wat een heerlijke vrouw. Idem Amelie.

Maar djezus Ruben, wat een zelfingenomen arrogante betweter.

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

Heerlijk ook hoe het hele eerste deel van de aflevering eigenlijk neerkwam op lachen met Dries 🥹 #demol

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

Waarom blijven schrijven aan het dictee en zo fouten/het alarm riskeren eens het zeker is welk boek er mee moet? 🧐 #demol

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

Nekeer naar den Delhais in 2026 #demol

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

@Iktweetovertv Was exact waar ik op hoopte na deze proef :(

[요크⁷⁼¹🍉 ⟭⟬ ⊙⊝⊜ SAW BTS in Brussels&London🥺😭💜🐳 @NotAJoke_91]

Amaaaaai ik ben pissed wth… tweede aflevering en halve groep die niet kiest voor geld, allemaal voor eigen belang bah, en dan mijn favoriete kandidate eruit…. #demol

[DomiVoorDeVrienden @DomiDossche]

Noooo (eerst leuke Maïté en nu) Karla 😭 De enige eerlijke van heel de bende, ik vond ze geweldig 💔 #demol