Dominic Carr

Expert at waffling

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@leeharris I’m all for trying to manage my carbon footprint but these idiots actually make me want to just keep oil

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@Ahmadtheartist @kfirbep @jakebrgr16 @MarioNawfal Yea and don’t go and murder 1400 people to start it!

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@NoContextHumans I want a baby

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@historyinmemes Just shows it doesn’t matter what comes out of your mouth, just what you can put in it

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@dillondanis @danawhite What you gonna do? Tweet them to death?

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@SkyNews What a horrible woman. I hate to think how disappointed Sir Tom would be if he were still alive. You are a shame to his legacy.

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@TuturuNetwork @GP0508 @NOCOFFE5 @CensoredMen It has literally changed hands so many times by force

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@Nic_Nac_Ola @BBCBreaking @BBCSport Absolutely, and if he was found guilty it wouldn’t have meant he was guilty of rape…

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@ManCity Fernandinho

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@BrokenGamezHDR_ You didn’t learn this in pre-school? I thought everybody did

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@ClubPhotos_

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@Vikings Thanks for building up my hopes. It made last Sunday more painful

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@NJHag Do youth teams not count? https://t.co/TosfGqXaks

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@NFLUK

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@UKVikings I need a cigarette after that

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@UKVikings Missed the first half (phew), wife at her Christmas party and I thought why not… best decision this year

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@NoContextBrits The Killers

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@DanielH35851424 @JesusRoIe Absolutely. Liverpool and United have no glory hunting fans. That’s why all their fans live locally… oh wait

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@hzeffman @patrickkmaguire Those who throw stones in glass houses…

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@_DHOTYA Does the fact that this didn’t happen in 2011 mean it’s ineligible for this years competition?