The plot for ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ has been revealed:
“Somehow, Dark Helmet has returned! 40 years after the events of the first Spaceballs, 50 years after the events of Star Wars: A New Hope, and 1 year after the events of The Devil Wears Prada 2, the galaxy is once again under threat.
A threat so evil, so unstoppable, so completely lacking in any original ideas, that it has vowed to bring back the past… every last bit of it.
With Lone Starr in hiding, Queen Vespa on the throne, and the Schwartz stretched thinner than a franchise releasing TV episodes theatrically, the only hope for the galaxy is Vespa’s undisciplined son, Prince Starburst, and a mysterious Palace advisor named Destiny.
Together, they must find Lone Starr, Yogurt, and any other iconic legacy characters fans are demanding before they discover the hard way that, while some threats you can fight, the reboot is not one of them.”
The fun thing about Kojima's reviews is that the parameter is a simple as whether or not a movie leaves him with enough words to write home about, whether it's good or bad doesn't matter, because I think the worst thing a movie can do is just making you feel nothing.
“You just walk in like you belong.”
“They're so fat and satisfied, they can't imagine it… that someone like me would ever get inside their house, walk their floors, spit in their food, take their gear.”
Apple, you had one job and you still haven't finish them yet
Traffic lights inconsistency is still a problem and sadly Apple let developers freely place traffic lights anywhere they want. This should be illegal by now!
macOS 27 beta 1
Greedy LA cinephiles getting yet another magical temple of movies while the rest of us live on scraps from the garbage like common peasants. I hate you guys
They really should’ve ended the show here it was a good ending. Bad guy caught, original “goal” is achieved but is bittersweet, Luke Skywalker gets his little cameo where he’s badass as hell.
Then they were like, more ahsoka! More Luke! More grogu!!!!!!
I will forever be mad that JJ did absolutely NOTHING with the “See you around, kid.” Out of all the potential threads Rian left, that was the most obvious
Spotify needs to release a “kids” setting so I can play all the songs my kids listen to without it affecting my own Discovery algorithm.
Insane that I can’t do this already.
My Discover Weekly is just nursery songs and Moana.
@Spotify please fix this.