Currently taking a shit in a school building and the 12 Busch lights I had last night are making a ruckus in my butthole. Guy in the stall next to me likely thinks WWIII has started. #BadPoops
Just thanked my bus driver. Next on the to-do list is black out.
Yes I’m aware it is 11:03 on a Monday morning. No, it will not hinder my ability to have a good time.
Hey, @savage_ufc, you completely fucking sold my parlay. Fuck your red head ass. +9000 parlay didn’t hit because of your ugly ass. Dern is 1000x sexier than you.
Car ride with family listening to my mom call everyone in her contacts instead of banging out to yuno miles. Back seat bitch as well. #NetanyahuWarCriminal
I need one person to follow me. Would be my 10th follower. I will pay you (you will not be compensated for my 10th follow, it will simply be an investment on your end). Any takers?