Dominic Mayaka

My tweets are my personal views, Don't take them personal.

[playhouse254 @playhouse254]

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[playhouse254 @playhouse254]

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[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Most men don't ask for help.

They suffer in silence.

If a man is asking for your help,

You are his last hope.

[Dr. Ekuru Aukot @EAukot]

There is money for thisnonsense but no money to pay doctors. This office is unconstitutional in the first place. Secondly, what does this office do for Kenyans?

[Dominic Mayaka @DominicMayaka10]

Some work during the day and sleep at night,amazing niaje wadau?

[Dominic Mayaka @DominicMayaka10]

Let’s set the record straight. If you call me during the day and I don’t answer I might be sleeping, the same way I call you during the day and you don’t answer you might be working. So who is wrong? Some work at night and sleep during the day.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Petrol from Ksh. 199 to Ksh. 193
Diesel from Ksh. 190 to Ksh. 180
Kerosene from Ksh. 188 to Ksh. 170

Gentleman, William Ruto is not joking when it comes to transforming this country. Give credit where it's due. DeliveringThePlan!

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Omanyala (if the reports are true) did what was right. Human beings outgrow each other daily, no need to be stuck with someone you no longer have genuine desire for just because she stuck with you during your rainy days; that would be pity. Besides, a woman only sticks with you because you are her best option at that moment and as long as she derives benefits from the union (Briffault's Law); she would not think twice to date higher if a man she considers to be of higher value approaches her. If you as a man, upgrade your life, there is nothing wrong in upgrading your woman. The solipsistic and hypergamous nature of women would never even allow them look at you twice if an opportunity to date higher comes their way.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Men who are 30+, please give one piece of advice to men who are 19 to 29.

It can be about anything!

[Gladys Wanga, E.G.H. @gladyswanga]

Congratulations Faith Odhiambo on your election as the 51st LSK President. We are proud of you Nyarnam. Serve with distinction!

[Dominic Mayaka @DominicMayaka10]

You work for 30+ yrs as you earn salary, when you retire, you’re broke. Isn’t working the realest scam ever than love ❤️???

[Compatriot  @CompatKE]

@gabrieloguda Waking up everyday to just find this regime is still in power

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The Public Investment Committee on Governance & Education summoned Dr Fred Matiang'i to appear before it to explain why the Gov't of Kenya closed two satellite campuses in Rwanda and Tanzania belonging to two Kenyan public universities, when Dr Matiangi was Minister for Education.

Dr Matiangi wrote back informing them that he had since taken up professional assignments outside the country and since he was no longer the Minister for Education, he had no access to official Gov't records to be of any use to their Committee, adding that all the paperwork regarding their query can be found at the Ministry of Education offices and he needed not to be present to take the committee through them all, unless they were suggesting that the current Minister for Education was not in a position to read and write, and if that was so, then the Committee should say that in low tones because the President might be forced to reshuffle his cabinet again.

But if Dr Matiang'i thought that would be the end of the matter, he had thought wrong.

The Committee wrote back reminding him that there were many ways of appearing before them, and even if he had no access to Gov't records they still wanted to hear from the horse's mouth, head, shoulders, knees and toes.

Upon which Dr Matiang'i replied, "fine, send me a Zoom link and ensure your committee members go through all the documents well in advance because I want Kenyans watching the session to be given value for their time."

That did not happen.

Instead, they timed when Dr Matiangi's time zone was at ungodly hours, sent him a Zoom link, and threatened him with bad things if he didn't wake up to explain in diagrams why he wanted the Minister for Education to look bad in the eyes of the public, only for Dr Matiangi's to tune into the session to find Shies Machogu had also been invited to the meeting without his knowledge.

When asked to say something about the matter at hand, Shies Ezekiel Machogu, in the spirit of being in the Gov't of Honest Men and Prayerful Women, opened his heart and said there was no reason to summon Dr Matiangi to appear when he's the one who had all the documents the Committee needed and he could've helped very easily had they talked to him nicely in advance.

The Committee Chair, having realized that he had scored an own goal and was about to be given the same treatment as Harry Maguire, decided to take turns at confessing that he had missed Dr Matiangi' and he was happy seeing him healthy and in good spirits. He went ahead to apologize for disturbing his sleep and wished him well in all his professional undertakings, and hoped to see him back again in the country soon.

And with that, he bowed his head and asked Dr Matiangi to pray for them.

[Bianca™ @BiancaNaom1]

I just woke up to remind you that we inherited a DILAPIDATED economy; our coffers were absolutely EMPTY; in fact, President William Ruto found KES 93,700,000 at the Treasury! However, ladies and gentlemen, where the government is getting KES 106, 000,000 to fund the USELESS Bipartisan talks at the Bomas of Kenya remain a mystery to me.

Good morning, fellow Kenyans!

[African Hub @AfricanHub_]

LIBYA UNDER GADDAFI.

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WILL NEVER TELL YOU THIS.

1. Libya had no electricity bill, electricity came free of charge to all citizens.

2. There were no interest rates on loans, the banks were state-owned, the loan of citizens by law 0%.

3. Gaddafi promised not to buy a house for his parents or himself until everyone in Libya owns a home.

4. All newlywed couples in Libya received 60,000 dinars from the government & because of that they bought their own apartments & started their families.

5. Education & medical treatment in Libya were free. Before Gaddafi there were only 25% readers this increased to 83% during his reign

6. If Libyans wanted to live on a farm, they received free household appliances, seeds and livestock from the Government.

7. If Libya citizens could not receive treatment in Libya, the state would fund them $2300+ accommodation & travel for treatment abroad.

8. If you buy a car, the government financed 50% of the price.

9. The price of gasoline became $ 0.14 per liter.

10. Libya had no external debt, and reserves were $150 Billion (now frozen worldwide)

11. When some Libyans could not find jobs after school, the government will pay the average salary of their studied profession until they found a job.

12. Part of oil sales in Libya were directly linked to the bank accounts of all citizens. Each citizen received a portion of the oil sales.

13. The mother who gave birth to the child received $5000 instantly from the Government.

14. 40 loaves of bread cost $0.15.

15. 25% of Libyans had all Ilisna diplomas.

16. Gaddafi had implemented the world's biggest irrigation project known as the "BIG MAN PROJECT" to ensure water availability in the desert.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇷🇺 Putin will be giving 25,000-50,000 tons of grain to six African countries FOR FREE

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

💵 BRICS has formally announced that they will be accepting Argentina, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and the United Arab Emirates into their grouping.

The petrodollar is dead.

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

"By the end of September, all farmers will have electric Jembes."