jordan thorn

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

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Chief Keef had a 4.0 GPA and full ride scholarship to Northwestern University. Never judge a book by its cover. I also made this tweet up

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Kim Kardashian has fucked more black guys than slavery. #SheRatchet

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Females will stop speakin 2 their friends over the littlest things but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times.

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#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere Hoes are getting wifed and good girls are getting played

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I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex

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?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded!

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Police: "THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!" nigga, not with that damn attitude.'

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K, I'm getting sick of these "I NEED A MAN" Tweets!

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Hoes be blamin' hoes for bein' hoes

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You need anger management classes" "You need SHUT THE FUCK UP classes BITCH, FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"

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White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What tf do I want?

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I love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up.

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Who needs good grades when you got "Swag"!? *6 years later* Heres your fries sir

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I never understood why men cheat on their beautiful women with girls that look like donkey from shrek.

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Noah from the notebook sent 365 letters to Ally. That's one letter a day for a year and you can't send me ONE TEXT MESSAGE. Bitch swerve.

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Hoes Be Like .. "Im Mixed" .with 2 inches of nappy hair?? mixed with what??. a Bag Of Struggle??

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I hate when someone calls my phone and ask "Who is this?" HOE you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU?

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Slut: I love One Direction Nerd: Bitch you love it in all directions

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I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a shit.

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I don't chase after anyone, if you wanna walk out my life then I'll hold the damn door open for you...