Dr Mantis Toboggan MD

Espresso martinis are the one UTFR🇲🇨

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM SO HAPPY HE MISSED HIS PEN

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

115

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

Cunts a prick and played for Leeds, fuck him

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

📽️ Here's the incident as seen on television.

The allegation focuses on claims that Taylor Harwood-Bellis directed comments at Luke Ayling which referenced the Middlesbrough defender’s stammer and speech impediment.

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

Into these angin rats

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Fifa is charging up to $10,990 (£8,333) for World Cup final tickets, first open sale reveals https://t.co/xMzb5otr16

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

My centre back

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Harry Maguire has been handed a 15 month suspended sentence after a guilty verdict by the Greek Courts.

Maguire has been convicted of all three counts of non-serious assault, resisting arrest and attempted bribery for an incident in Mykonos in August 2020.

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

Angin rat cunt

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Thomas Partey, the former Arsenal midfielder, has been charged with two new counts of rape.

[Joe Humphreys @BiffyHumphreys]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!! 🔴

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

@Arsenal Every single Arsenal fan is a bad bad gimp hahahahahahaha

[Lauren @laurennUTD]

There’s a baffling amount of empty seats to say they’re trying to chase down an equaliser whilst going for a title

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

Where tf do they pull 7 minutes from??

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

Donnarumma got made to look like a fat Italian gimp today

[No Context Fan TV @NoContext_FanTv]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

DIDDUMS

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Full-time.

🔴 2-0 🩵 @okx

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

2 goals scored, should’ve been more, go back to shagging your bananas you blue Bertie bastards

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

All them Wolves fans in the away end buzzing for a point at OT, enjoy the championship lads, hope you rot.

[Dr Mantis Toboggan MD @DominikJames_]

Only for that gremlin looking ex ref on sky sports to agree with it only being a yellow

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

🚨 Semenyo GRABBED Dalot by his throat... NO RED CARD??

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

🚨 Semenyo GRABBED Dalot by his throat... NO RED CARD??