Brandi Pipes

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

Dear Teacher, If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive... Case Closed.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

People with STD's should glow in the dark or some shit.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

*sneeze* "Bless you." *sneeze* "Bless you." *sneeze* "DAMN BLESS YOU!" *sneeze* "BITCH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

Admit it... We dont call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

Normal person flirting: "Heyy babe :)" Me flirting: "Your face. I like that shit."

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

#IAdmitThat Sometimes i act ratchet..

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

I got a Twitter, Facebook, & Instagram. Tf you mean "send me a picture"?

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

In every high school, there's a freshman hoe!

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

A girlfriend that is freaky , faithful , fine , goofy & honest > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

You say long hair don't care, you mean long weave don't believe.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

BITCH... I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

Bitch please, you're ratchet, you aint got no say.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

"I'm 19, how old are you?" "17." "Awwe, you're a Baby." < Who else hates convos like that? B*tch I ain't too young to give you this Dick.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

You hate me but you dont know me..? Yup, #SheRatchet

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a lil wayne.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking.

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

"Im not a Hoe." - Most Hoes

[Brandi Pipes @Dominquezgmg]

?Pour up ?Drank ??Headshot ?Drank ?Sit Down ?Drank ?Stand up ?Drank ?Pass out ?Drank ?Wake up ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank ?Faded ?Drank!