@ChloeGMoretz in lieu of there being no Tom and Jerry red carpet premiere, I’d like to cordially invite you to a small independent premiere hosted by yours truly. My friends and I have rented an entire theatre, a limo to take us there, and will be in black tie attire.
My suggestion for all Trump supporters inspo from one of my favorite scenes in cinema. Crave that MAGA right into your domes. Inglorious Basterds Ending Scene https://t.co/9inXI5ZSDX via @YouTube
After watching 6 seasons and probably 100+ hours of Married at First Sight, the only thing I’ve learned is that street parking is a deal breaker for the wives house hunting. Note to self @lifetimetv
Yesterday a girl on hinge told me she was from Dom’s hometown so I asked if she knew him.
She still hasn’t responded but the longer I’m left on read the more I’m sure the answer is yes.
The shame of GoT S8 has even affected online dating. Haven’t seen the prompt “I geek out on - Game of Thrones” since. Was almost as common as “Where to find me at the party - By the dog lol”
@DWAnimation I heard you’re about to drop a Shrek reboot. If you don’t make the official announcement by saying “Shrek RePuss&Booted” than you just lost your first ticket sale.
Let’s take it one step further...
- OU makes it into the Sweet Sixteen
- Drake releases The Motto - YOLO becomes a thing
- Jeff Dining Hall & wok station
- Snapchat didn’t exist
- The Carter 4 is released