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Ned Flanders Blurred Penis

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I was complaining to my friends about lower back issues and they asked what kind of office chair I was using. "I sit on a bean bag." "Dear God man"

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I'm so glad I dont have a job where I have to log in and out for toilet breaks. "Another one?" "Well it's either the washroom or start actively shitting under my desk."

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"Can you guys cut my head tape so I can turn to see the views?"

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The same sword is used to deliver one of Mortal Kombat's grizzliest fatalities.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Not him acting non chalant after ordering the most chalant thing ever.

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Who duct taped this guy, The Flash??

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

People went nuts when the hot dog found its way into the bun.

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Hey Kansas City, your logo looks like you're advertising a hamburger restaurant. BOOM roasted

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This guy is a reasonable level of angry over a game he enjoys getting insufficient praise.

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I like Honda Civics and know several nice people that own them however theyve also somehow become the unofficial ride of asshole drivers.

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No, you don't deserve at least an 18 percent tip on a 22 dollar beer for reaching into a fridge and cracking the top for me. Sorry.

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I thought the U.S. Open was a bit too classy to engage in rage baiting and yet here we are. I don't 40 Love this at all.

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

One thing you'll never hear is 'we have caviar on chicken nuggets at home.'

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Sorry man but I need my support Rottweiler to help calm me down while unsettling the other passengers.

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

I love dogs but this shit is narcissistic and ridiculous.

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The answer, without reading this, is no please just do some traditional type exercise.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

In the video games “Supernatural” and “Beat Saber” you punch and slice moving targets in time to pumping music. Does this count as proper exercise? The answer may surprise you

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One day when my dad came back from church I saw him watching the Sopranos and you could tell he was a bit conflicted like I just repented now I'm watching people get violently murdered.

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If your Playstation had a similar catastrophic failure rate as the Holodeck you would never power it up again.

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In the original script where Odo first hooks up with another Changeling he says "Better practice safe sex" and manifests himself a condom.

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I mentioned on here once that I could bring the lunatics out by mentioning Bill Gates and vaccines and sure enough some tinfoil hat wearing guy chimed in on the replies. The thing is I went to block him but he already blocked ME! Like "good luck living in ignorance"

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Dont tell him, but I bought my dad this as well as Season 8 of Game of Thrones on blu ray. I think he'll be pleased as punch.

[Oxinome @Oxinome_com]

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I don't think Guy Fieri will die as much as I think he'll finally transform into a hot rod and speed off into the sunset.

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Like I can tell sometimes my family wants to roll their eyes when I tell an admittedly hilarious anecdote more than once but that feeling amplified 1000 is how I feel when Zara Larson's "Midnight Sun" starts playing.