Don Drayper

Alter Ego so I can have an outlet for the real me. 5 Star Suite with some scotch is where I feel at home. World Traveller and Adventurer for Hire. #saudade

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

@iSmashNerds @Naaaaaeeee I bet the nerds care.

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Anyone awake?

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Kimchi Tamales with Sauerkraut #RejectedThanksgivingFoods

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Who's awake?

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

@The_Charlie_Z I bet that gets annoying. the internet must be so different for women than men

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Uses no punctuation and never signs emails. #ThingsTomBradyDoes

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Doesn't make eye contact with baristas at #Starbucks #ThingsTomBradyDoes

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Only talks to his kids' friends if they are in the popular group in class. #ThingsTomBradyDoes

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

@sexualgemini why do you hate him so much

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Before we do this, I just need to tell you... I had Chipotle 6-8 hours ago. So... get excited for that. #ThingsNotToDoOrSayDuringSex

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O.M.G like you and your dad look SO MUCH alike...everywhere.

#ThingsNotToDoOrSayDuringSex

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

No don't be embarrassed it's cool, your aunt's sex farts were way smellier anyway. #ThingsNotToDoOrSayDuringSex

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

About a Poi #CondimentAFilm

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The Water Horseradish #CondimentAFilm

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The Fault in Our Starkist Tuna #CondimentAFilm

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Topless Cyber-clones of the Serengeti #NatGeoFoxShows

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Foxygen

#makesciencesexy

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Relish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner #condimentasong
#doublewhammy

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Ketchuptown Girl #condimentasong

[Don Drayper @DonDrayper57]

Que Sera, Siriracha

#condimentasong