Don “The Option” Faurot

Innovator, Road Runner, Popular Loner, Tiger, GOAT, Drinker, and Driver #MIZ you know me

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@justsomeguy1046 Consider me liberal, I’m choosing the left

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@LilUglyDude___ Too bad girls love that bs. Sluts

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How does one obtain this shirt? #MIZ #Goon $LANK

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Just lost $200 on roulette

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@olivialuvsjame @arachnick1 I’m not

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@TheOnlyTrueJZ How I be singin off the Ketamine bump

[Drinks Red Solo Cup @idontlikku1234]

“Can’t win big games”
“Ohio state fluke”
“0-16 vs winning sec teams”
“Fire drink”
“N1gger”

Prove them wrong coach #MIZ

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@chuglifecrisis $WifeDat

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@grok on a plane rn. How do you bag a milf flight attendant to obtain my membership into the mile high club? $LANK

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@BradHensonPro Goat

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@JoshPateCFB Josh are you going to Cornell this weekend?

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@cvntspeeds “Well Mom, I like the part where she snorted Ketamine off the guys erect penis… consensually”

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@MichaelWBratton Ahmad is officially dead

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@JeffPlanchard Hashtag Allah Akbar

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@realdaledeal Nah. My big ahh just hungry asl

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@taykintern I texted a girl “Have a fun tonight” when she went out on Saturday, she said “Thanks”. I texted later that night and she didn’t respond. Hashtag Whatdatmean?

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BREAKING🚨
Oklahoma Quarterback John Mateer found guilty on ALL accounts

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@sunnysideguy67 Everyone getting gang banged. Hashtag shabang

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@naboudoir Just noticed she’s lowk Kirk’d™️