Guful John Mankilik

Oil and Gas Aficionado

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

Things that don’t mix:
1. Water and Oil 🤝❌
2. Me and Nonsense 🤝❌

Scientists are still studying the first one.
The second one has already been proven beyond reasonable doubt. 😎.
And yes, “common sense is not common” is now officially called Rarara! 😂

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

@Pirtim I heard that girls from rich home are hardly good in bed because it is not their source of income

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

Stop announcing that your madam has closed the Strait of Hormuz indefinitely without telling us what you did to cause the drastic action. @Pirtim good evening!

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

Biology teacher said sperm has sugar in it,🤔
Alicia shouted
It's a lie 🙄👺
That thing is tasteless🙆🏿‍♂️😂😳. Good morning @Pirtim

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

Is this the best Asiwaju can offer? If yes, it’s not enough.
Security and reliable electricity are the foundation of progress.

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

I’m married, but I have a mistress named Ophelia who I’ve nicknamed “Off”so when my Wife and I have an argument and she tells me to go F*ck Off, I have a clear conscience. Guess who gave me this Idea/advice? It was @Pirtim .

[Fitila 💕🇳🇬 @Pirtim]

Whether you are big or small. If you've not learned anything from what's happening to the likes of Reno Omokri, Bwalya etc then you might just be a cactus. You must not have opinion on all issues.

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

As fuel don reach 1300 per liter, if man come pick you with his car, you suppose don wet before una reach house. @Pirtim Abi no be so?

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

Money isn’t wealth.
Success isn’t success without successors.
If no one can rise because of you, you’re not wealthy yet you just have money.

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

A man who sleeps in peace either has no debts or woman in his life. Peace is not real men. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Pirtim what’s your take?

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

@Pirtim see story ooh! Mr A :Can frequent abortion damage the Phillipian tube? Mr B:Depends on the chapter Me: The Genesis of this person's issue is from the lack of Revelation. Maybe he is talking in Proverbs. Now the Judges will definitely talk.

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

@iBOsatofoh @Pirtim The spirit lead me to ask him….

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

A lady posted… No man can take what God has given to me And I replied… Where is your virginity and she blocked me. @Pirtim did I do anything wrong?

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

@Pirtim Sa na kwanan gida gang 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

Sister Blessing use bike go Shiloh, Lexus come drop her next morning. Indeed she is breaking new ground… @Pirtim can I hear a loud Hallelujah….

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

Two little boys were at a wedding when one of them leaned over to the other and asked, how many wives can a man have? His friend answered “sixteen… Fiour better, Four worse, Four richer and Four poorer🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Pirtim I hope I narrated the story properly?

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

I just remembered this lecture in SEX 005 that says SEX is like MATHS, Add the bed, minus the light, subtract the cloths, bring down the underwear, divide the legs, find the decimal point and introduce the multiplication. @Pirtim my memory doesn’t fall me.

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

As all the PDP members don nearly enter APC finish , Na who we go now dey accuse of destroying Nigeria for 16 years? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

If someone wey do BBL waka go yonder, the spirit go carry the new big nyash or revert to factory-fitted nyash? 🤔😂 @Pirtim na so?

[Guful John Mankilik @DonGuful]

The real war no be tribe vs tribe na past vs future.
While other countries dey invest in science and tech, we dey invest in tribal hate and “do you know who I am.”
And we still dey ask why we never move forward. 😂