Things that don’t mix:
1. Water and Oil 🤝❌
2. Me and Nonsense 🤝❌
Scientists are still studying the first one.
The second one has already been proven beyond reasonable doubt. 😎.
And yes, “common sense is not common” is now officially called Rarara! 😂
Stop announcing that your madam has closed the Strait of Hormuz indefinitely without telling us what you did to cause the drastic action. @Pirtim good evening!
I’m married, but I have a mistress named Ophelia who I’ve nicknamed “Off”so when my Wife and I have an argument and she tells me to go F*ck Off, I have a clear conscience. Guess who gave me this Idea/advice? It was @Pirtim .
Whether you are big or small. If you've not learned anything from what's happening to the likes of Reno Omokri, Bwalya etc then you might just be a cactus. You must not have opinion on all issues.
@Pirtim see story ooh! Mr A :Can frequent abortion damage the Phillipian tube? Mr B:Depends on the chapter Me: The Genesis of this person's issue is from the lack of Revelation. Maybe he is talking in Proverbs. Now the Judges will definitely talk.
Two little boys were at a wedding when one of them leaned over to the other and asked, how many wives can a man have? His friend answered “sixteen… Fiour better, Four worse, Four richer and Four poorer🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Pirtim I hope I narrated the story properly?
I just remembered this lecture in SEX 005 that says SEX is like MATHS, Add the bed, minus the light, subtract the cloths, bring down the underwear, divide the legs, find the decimal point and introduce the multiplication. @Pirtim my memory doesn’t fall me.
The real war no be tribe vs tribe na past vs future.
While other countries dey invest in science and tech, we dey invest in tribal hate and “do you know who I am.”
And we still dey ask why we never move forward. 😂