Patriots, I’m back. Was honorably discharged from ICE and then spent a few weeks in the slammer for public urination outside Publix. Pulled one out out of @DillonLarusso ‘s book hitting the helicopter after facing a $3.99 pub sub #awesomebaby
@MarcW100@DillonLarusso Count me in fellas. Already called ICE on that Pascal Siakam guy. Before the pub I need to go egg my local congressman’s house. That liberal motherfucker is as nuts as Tampon Timmy. See you patriots tonight!
Payton Pritchard 0/8 from deep today, motherfucker sold my three legger. Leave the NBA to black guys Payton, you should be doing my taxes. Don’t have the funds to cover my losses, might have to Luigi Mangione my bookie #pritchardsucks#emmamcdanoldmarry me #MAGA
Sorry I’ve been inactive, patriots. Got fucking booked for a DWI last night. Apparently the legal limit is 0.08 and not 0.8- must’ve been another bullshit law Biden passed. #raisethelimit#fifthDUI#cantstopwontstop