here is the story of how i baited my sleep paralysis demon carl so that you can too because they are just little babies who cannot interact with our dimension
i felt myself falling into that state where i was starting to lose control over my limbs (if you know you know)
then i started hearing the voices and feeling the little shakes from my bed and i was like oh goddammit carl im just trying to sleep
then i felt a presence at the top of my bed it was like a shadow mass like how you know when something is close to you and i was like goddammit carl
so i pretended not to notice him because acknowledging his presence is what he wants that needy lil fuck
focus on your breathing and pretend that you are asleep but you actually aren't and carl got really confused because hes dumb as fuck
then my motor control came back and i woke up
changed the goddamn atmospheric sleep music i had on that apparently carl took as an invitation to some tapping asmr and went to bed
fuck you carl
For people who don't know, about a month ago Miki had a really scary and painful accident and broke her foot. She is leaving for 2 weeks to dance/record her 3D! This is her biggest dream and she's going for it even while injured! Please cheer her on and keep her in your hearts 💚
Comedian Stavros Halkias says he used to be a UFC fan but it's become "impossible" for him to enjoy fights now, because it's become a "MAGA suck off"
"If you're still sucking Trump's c**k, you're a moron. And I believe Dana White has been throating him pretty well recently."
Halloween is over but I wanted to share my costume! 🧛♀️
Dressing up is one of my favorite parts, but I didn't get any trick-or-treaters... 💦
Happy fall~