Don In Disguise

President @RealDonaldTrump in disguise.

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Why did @DairyQueen come out with a Megan Rapinoe @mPinoe cone? Someone needs to fire their marketing team…

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@elonmusk Would you mind posting a less watered-down version?

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@AshleyDCan The most important thing you can be is rich. If you’re rich, be yourself. If you’re not rich, be someone else.
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If you’ve never sh*t your pants, you’re probably not taking enough risks in life.
#QuestionableGuidance

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@elonmusk Only if time is linear

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@FactPoint That’s why I refer to my wife as the old heifer.

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Life is short. So make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers about politics.

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@LunaClassicHQ One of the 8 people still holding sold their bag. And then there were 7.

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What about the angle of the hat?

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Martin Luther King Jr. Said it best:

“Judge a man not by the color of his skin, but by the color of his hat.”

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@luisjgomez @HFoleyComedy @KevinRyanComedy No, but it is trashy to pull that dollar out of the garbage 🙃🙂

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@ericarhodes Being an a$$hole just makes you full of sh*t.

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Martin Luther King Jr. Said it best:

“Judge a man not by the color of his skin, but by the color of his hat.”

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If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day, but if you feed him to the fishes, he will never be hungry again.
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@BillAckman @NeriOxman Does she know that?

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@TMZ Sounds like the premise of a Spider-Man sequel.

Spider-Man: The resErection

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Sniffing the soap fragrance on your fingers when exiting a public restroom signals to others your hands have been washed.

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Whenever you get that “glass half empty” feeling, just add more @TitosVodka until it’s full again.

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@mericanBankster @QuestGuidance What about a pregnant them?

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Is a pregnant woman legally allowed to use the carpool/HOV lane? I’ll be honest I don’t know the answer, but whatever it is, should help us solve all abortion issues.

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Did @DairyQueen go woke on us with this limited edition Megan Rapinoe dipped cone?

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@BTCoinKing @DairyQueen @mPinoe @McDonalds Not sure how @mcdonalds got involved?

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Why did @DairyQueen come out with a Megan Rapinoe @mPinoe cone? Someone needs to fire their marketing team…