Jeffrey White

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

As a flight attendant I am often asked… where are the best waves in the world? as an adhd’r I often answer… in my emotional stability #moody #ADHD

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

Adhd is just predictive text for the brain but you still say duck instead of fuck #ADHD

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

Doctor asks: “How many sexual partners have you had since your last visit?”
Me: ....

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

When you take a shower and get out sweaty bc you did a 5 song drag number in the shower and a 2 song number to dry off #bathroomdragrace #partyof1 #gayproblems

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

Ready to watch @canadasdragrace #servingfish #dragrace #ritabaga #winner

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

Listening to the thunderstorm and thinking, the only thing better would be bound at your feet, blindfolded hearing the sound of the storm and beating of your heart

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

I have never felt richer than when I use toilet paper after I masturbate! #COVID19 #2020

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

@RoccoSteeleNYC If dreams came true

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

@RubberKeeper Yes please

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

@bound247 @Sloppy_Hollow Can I get in the que

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

Texting about prepping for a bttms night out:
“I struck Beverly hillbilly oil... so 15 more mins before it’s out of resources and Greta Thunberg comes after me!”
🤷🏻‍♂️💩💯#grndr #bttmlife #political #2019in20words #2020Spoilers

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

@DumbledoreJr @katveldt @MyDaughtersArmy Don’t delegitimize the stripper and say his place of work is any less respectful! Maybe if we had more sex workers in Congress you wouldn’t have closeted politicians voting to roll back equality

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

@katveldt @MyDaughtersArmy I agree this is a complex issue, I also don’t think the environment in which he is has anything to do with the subject, also don’t diminish sex work, they deserve respect but that’s a different thread

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

Your backpedaling was not an apology, and context does not seem to be the issue, people living with HIV that are non compliant with recommended care will have the same progression of the disease back when “in the past they died more readily” https://t.co/6kkfD35igd

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

I’m a platinum gay, I’ve never had a pumpkin spiced latte

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

@Skittles really has the girl eating a yellow skittle in the commercial, you know you would go straight for the red skittle #fave #red

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

When you think you want a cat, then you walk into the hall and smell your neighbors litter box! #notso #tidycat #smellycat

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

I have never claimed to be vegetarian but Dominican eggplant sounds like my kind of meat 🍆🍆🍆

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

@lilyallen thanks for the new album! You are my number one ☝️ I love your music!

[Jeffrey White @DonJeffW]

This is how you apologize https://t.co/IaWe6aSpiM

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Sam addresses the controversy from last week's show.