jon martello

so that pussy ass kid actor from 30 rock made a movie about me im just playin u know i luv u joe! GO SEE DON JON!

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“@akargenian: @DonJon @Netflix who wins it all in the NBA? or do you not have time for that”

king james

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“@g8rrx: @DonJon Mustang or Camaro? And what color?”

fuck a tang chevy 4 life

[jon martello @DonJon]

“@airheart006: @netflix JGL just called you "deeply flawed"... how do you feel about that?”

joe thinx hes really smart but i luv him anyway

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“@Buttockus: @donjon We know you've done a dime, but ever hook up with two nickels?”

8 or better every time.... sometimes 2 at a time

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“@JohnnyFChant: @DonJon @netflix what would the Don get at Chipotle”

they got those bowls lots a protein no complex carbs

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“@jmonacss: “@UberFacts: Watching too much porn can cause depression, anxiety and erectile dysfunction”

na I dont watch the depressing shit

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wut u wanna know???

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“@Tich13: @DonJon how are the parents doing?”

there good thx 4 askin nice 2 see some ppl have manners on here

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“@hayleymtilley: @DonJon all I want for Christmas is you”

yo ur like the 6th girl who said that shit girls r mad original

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“@SGTepper: @DonJon I'm guessing the whole NSA thing doesn't really bother you?”

i only watch american sports

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“@JamieMarie_12: @DonJon If you were a cereal, what kind would you be and why?”

capn crunch

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“@ToriJoi: @DonJon What are you getting me for Christmas?”

wut ever u want babe

[jon martello @DonJon]

“@_MissyRoxx: @DonJon what are you doing for Christmas?”

xmas w fam

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wuts good

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“@Paru_96: @DonJon your dad is so hot”

haha ill tell him u said so

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“@WWE_JCena: @DonJon welcome back to twitter. What have you been up to lately ?”

same old same old

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“@TiaStreaty: @DonJon do you drink tequila?”

not really but ill sip the expensive shit on ice if ur buyin

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“@Dr_Pauly: @DonJon do you believe in crossfit?”

yeh if ur tryin to lose weight

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“@CraigSwinson: @DonJon after church?”

na i do it before

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“@lolapolli: @DonJon did you clean your place today?!”

tomorrow