#STFU

I’m just here to look at stupid shit on Twitter

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Every man that tried to put a woman first

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

A new third-person shooter video game called BR1: Infinite will pay players $1 per kill and $10 an hour to play, but charges $1 every time you spawn in.

[✨️Claire✨️ @SteelCityClaire]

sometimes i worry that i smoke a worrying amount of weed and then i see what real hardcore stoners are up to and i realize im probably just a regular amount of stoner

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.” realest talk.

[Brujo 𓆰⏾𓆪 @FerMPalazzo]

nah if i found out the last thing any of my brothers saw while being tortured to death was a vent and it was all they could say to me because their brain was cooked by the same people doing the same thing to me now i would also want to murder them all

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @1Up_Dreams]

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

Spiderman kissed MJ and she didn’t recognize him, dapped his homie up once and he instantly knew the OG

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[FAIRY @thisdecfairy]

“what if it’s a girl?”

my man and his friends:

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Neither one of us would’ve seen the first pitch.

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

let a nigga win lord

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you’re doing, yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

[SATAN @DETROITHEEMFAKE]

if the pussy hard to get I just assume the pussy not for me, and thats ok gangsta, plenty pussy for me and pussy for we. if the pussy is for me then the pussy will be, and neither have I paid for pussy because if the pussy is for me, then the pussy is free.

[EdlainesGrandson @fntcreedo]

Nobody clean they room faster den a nigga who think he finna get pussy

[March 8th ❤ @__xJay]

What’s so crazy is , as a parent you can be downstairs cooking & yo pinto bean head ass kid would do some shit like this , fuck themselves up & the entire internet will “ where’s the parents , arrest the parents “ kids piss me tf off 😭😭😭

[rell @rellyrich10X]

You’ll go months without seeing your homie when he’s in a happy relationship/marriage. We just don’t care lol