Malume

Occupation: Dishing out weird football opinions for a living || 𝐶𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑝 🇳🇦🤙🏿.

[Scrub Boy @Malume_929]

Fuck Martinez and his blame shifting, cos htf you gon publicly say your teammates aren’t good enough? How does that affect the team spirit? That squad has ENOUGH though not the BEST QUALITY to have performed better this season, those mfs are just lazy & not doing bare minimum 🚮.

[Malume @DonMalume929]

@IamSeblon_ @Mr_BlackCapital @Hassan_Al_Hashi It will be a long season 😭💔

[Malume @DonMalume929]

Random takes
• Liverpool should go all in for Djed Spence.
• A Frankie De Jong to Man U wouldn’t be so bad.
• Chelsea finally heading in the right direction. That Rogers signing will be huge.
• Newcastle need 2 huge signings if they’re to finish anywhere in the top 10.

[Malume @DonMalume929]

• Andrey Santos to Man U was an unnecessary move, waste of £60 M which could’ve been better spent elsewhere. He too should prove me wrong.

[Malume @DonMalume929]

Summer transfers hot takes:
• RMA have unnecessarily overspent on Diomandé, boy got potential but has a long way to go. Rodrygo definitely locking that RW down.
• Matheus Fernades for £85 M to Spurs is a waste of money, dare him to prove me wrong.

[Sir Exit Rockaz 🐐 @ExitRockaz]

I Think It’s Time That You Finally Understand And Know That I Make My Own Beats. I’m The Craziest Producer Out Here. That’s Why You Can Go In That Studio Where I Came From, But Your Stuff Will Never Sound Like Mine.

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[MacNatty 🇳🇦 @Natty10_LFC]

"Your girlfriend is so beautiful does she have a sister you connect me"

Bro Just say you are interested in my babe.

[Sir Exit Rockaz 🐐 @ExitRockaz]

I’m Out Here Doing Some Executive Production Work On Kristmas A.k.a Kirikanagobe’s New Album Set To Be On SALE End Of This Month. Yesterday Was Crazy, Making Music In The Hood Got A Nigga Sampling And Reincarnating BIG. LEVELS indeed!! 🦅 🔥 🎩

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[Malume @DonMalume929]

@Robnson_T Until the day you get a major abdominal surgery

[Ndilula @MwahafarN]

Whenever there is breaking news that needs to be shared, this is how Stix comes with it to the TL 😅

[Victory Bright @son_of_twins_]

There’s so much benefit in befriending women and have zero sexual related aspirations for them . I mean, They care for you , genuinely love you and always look out for you. Gents , some things shouldn’t be spoiled by wanting to always bang.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ Real Madrid have approached Manchester City for Rodri for the first time.

Negotiations have started with verbal discussions between clubs.

Florentino Pérez has given approval to the deal after doors closed for months.

Real indicate they are ready to spend over €50m.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

“We don’t care about the World Cup, we’ve won it already”

But your GOAT is crying after he lost the final😂😂😂

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Ronaldo fans right now

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Malume @DonMalume929]

Shameless has a new definition good people:
• Pretending to be happy for Yamal for humiliating not defeating your GOAT in the World Cup Final.

[Malume @DonMalume929]

Highlights of the WC 2026 Spain vs Argentina
• Argentina have 0 attempts and shots on target over 120 minutes
• Messi touched the ball once every 17 minutes on average
• Argentina suffered the whole 120 minutes, I’ve never seen this
• Maradona must be turning in the grave.

[zoé @luvbellinghm]

i’ve been watching this on repeat since i woke up

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

Real Madrid fans to anyone that compares Pedri to Bellingham.. https://t.co/vFKjn9KKzg

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Marcos Leonardo to Ajax, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for Brazilian striker to join the Dutch club.

Club to club agreement done with Al Hilal at €17.5 fee; personal terms also verbally agreed.

Lawyers exchanging/checking docs but Marcos cleared for medical 🇧🇷