MurakamiDon

Owitz Owitz Owitz grub off

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

#RUSSINI #bussin #bus

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

#Russiniwasright

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

Pretty telling that someone who hasn't worked at a company for nearly 3 years was still the biggest story of 2025.

Love me or hate me, Nadu always wins.

Period.

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

@NickAdamsinUSA The left is demanding you apologize, what say you?!

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

If I ever see the loser again I’ll be sure to pass along my advice and would hope the rest of you do as well.

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

Was just walking home after having a very productive day of business when I see a homeless vagrant rummaging thru everyone’s garbage and making a mess of the sidewalk for others to clean up, as any societal reject would do. Quickly a thought popped in my head,

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

I hear if you do what you love it isn’t even really working. Or the loser could just post up at a landfill and rummage thru the garbage there. The loser would be 100x more likely to find whatever desired.

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

First we get Bball Paul 🏀🏀

Then we get Playoff Paul 😈😈

@Bball_paul

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

It’s reported this happened after an early 2 pound Lo Mein grub off started at 3am between SL Jackson and Adam Driver to see if he can in fact handle portraying WONG in #SecretInvasion. Adam Driver lost but put up a valiant effort and retained his job.

Happens to the best of us

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

I’ve have received word and confirmed that Samuel L. Jackson dropped a massive POOP at Walmart Supercenter #1129 in Austin Texas this morning at approximately 5 am which backed up their entire sewage system unfortunately forcing them to close the #Supercenter for the entire day.

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

What does Embiid, the city of Boston and #Rogara have in common??

They’re all too privileged to help me rebuild I-95 #phillygrit #bluecollarU

Live line my over cause I’m snapping with this rebar‼️⚠️

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

Ciaran Albert Greene aka “Primetime” is a good friend of mine

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

ELDEN RING IS LIT 🙅‍♂️🧢 #ongod I be straight boolin as I rizz up Dragonlord Placidusax I know my DAWG4L #Ciaran can attest 🎉🎉

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

Went to NYC yesterday and didn’t see #Rob #Berkowitz or #Ciaran which means I’m #LiT #Around and #Boolin

aka I’m #LAB

That’s a triple threat 😳👀 #Dowdell?

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

ALBERT FELLUS #woke

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

Jokic may be the best player in the nba currently but let’s not forget his brothers are complete and total THUGS #denverisanoverpricedcity #pizzaimadeyesterday

[Hootie @Hooters]

football football football football football

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

@NickAdamsinUSA Nick will you be apologizing for this Alpha protest?

[MurakamiDon @DonMurakami]

Guadalajara ice-cream @brazil