Postman Pat Noms

24 years in STEM/Astronomy PH education, now into interactive onstage storytelling and content moderation

[Postman Pat Noms @DonPatric10]

That's right. Keep telling yourself that.

[juan @juanbuis]

i can’t believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Gillian Anderson returns as Scully in a promo for the new LEGO X-Files set.

[Postman Pat Noms @DonPatric10]

@eavoss

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"Comedy is embarrassing." - Ted Danson via Will Ferrell on Good Hang with Amy Poehler

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Weekend at Murphy's Part 1 [halfsode] https://t.co/8oFeDYbq7W via @YouTube

Today I learned about VetTV, shows about soldiers made BY soldiers. I'm not surprised they've been misrepresented by media as well.

And, NO, this is not about a dead soldier they have to fake is alive.

[Postman Pat Noms @DonPatric10]

Serendipity is too hard. Let's try some other random words instead for now.

Q: Which cricket loves to hang around with Santa?

A: Chiminey Cricket.

#ediimprov

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Q: What do you call someone determined not to observe the holidays of Ash Wednesday to Easter?

A: ReLENTless

#ediimprov

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Q: Was it just chance that the fairy godmother helped out Cinderella?

A: No, it was serendipity-boppity-boo.

#ediimprov

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Q: How would you describe a temporary bone replacement to be able to walk in the meantime?
A: E-femur-al.
#ediimprov
I'll use "serendipity" tomorrow. It's stuck in a braincell bottleneck.

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Q: What do you call the temporary aggressivity of a flightless bird?
A: Emu-feral.
#ediimprov

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Q: What do you call a fleeting attitude of integrity?
A: Ephemoral.
#ediimprov

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#ediimprov input for the day

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Q: What do you call it when married wind elementals start to live apart?

A: Zephyr-ation.

#ediimprov

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Q: What aircraft relies on being propelled by gentle winds?

A: A Zephyr-rin

#ediimprov

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Q: What do you call it when something is gone because of gentle winds?

A: Di-zephyr-ence.

#ediimprov

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Q: Ano tawag mo sa charity na libreng inaayos ang mga bahay na may bakal nang nasisira?

A: Kalawang-gawa.

#ediimprov

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Q: Ano tawag mo sa mga rebeldeng umaatake lang pag may namumuong bagyo?

A: LPA

#ediimprov

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Q: Ano tawag mo sa hurado na nagdesisyon sa maritime territorial claim sa gitna ng Pilipinas at China?

A: Huwes Philippine Sea.

#ediimprov

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Rereading The Odyssey before Christopher Nolan's new film, why is Menelaus pronounced like Gaius and not like Santa Claus?

My high school English teacher said it like Claus, so I actually didn't know about the other until the Armand Assante 1990s rendition.