Republicans: “Stop calling him Hitler”
Trump: Check out my golden eagle!
On the left: Hitler’s Reichsadler (Nazi Eagle)
On the right: Trump’s Golden Eagle.
What this means is that the jury verdict that determined that @realDonaldTrump had sexually abused my friend E. Jean Carroll by penetrating her vagina with his fingers, and therefore had defamed her by denying that he had done so, will stand as a final and conclusive judgment.
The highly respected district judge who tried the case, the Hon. Lewis A. Kaplan, correctly stated multiple times that the jury's finding of sexual abuse under New York law meant that, in common parlance and under the law of most jurisdictions, Donald Trump was found to have raped E. Jean.
So henceforth and forever more, it will be completely accurate—and utterly inactionable under the common and constitutional law of defamation—to state the following fact:
DONALD J. TRUMP IS AN ADJUDICATED RAPIST.
Clearance Thomas walking through the House side of the Capitol to collect his check.
He delivered. Now it’s time to pay up.
Maybe this time they’ll throw in a private jet, a yacht, and another “totally innocent” luxury vacation he somehow forgot to disclose.
Trump: E. Jean Carroll is not my type, trust me.
Prosecutor: Mr. Trump, who is the woman in this photo?
Trump: Oh, that’s my ex-wife, Marla.
Prosecutor: That’s E. Jean Carroll.
Trump: …………
The Russian government came up with a new way to generate revenue from their fuel crisis.
They are issuing parking tickets en masse to vehicles waiting in line for fuel, because they are in No Parking zones.
Expect more No Parking zones to appear shortly.
More fuel? Not likely.
Natalie Harp and her Ivanka transformation is nearly complete
If you’re trying to attract a man by making yourself look like his daughter, he might be a pedophile
“If you zoom in on the guitarist’s sunglasses you can see a crowd of less than a dozen people… the organizers appear to have recently deleted that image.” 😬 🕶️
A Russian barbarian hooker was confronted by a Russian barbarian housewife for wearing a revealing swimsuit. The housewife got mad because her husband wouldn’t stop staring at the hooker.