Pope Don The Greek The 1st esq.FBPE

Retired. Likes 🍻🌞⛳. MGB enthusiast. Love Jaguars (cars not cats) Reluctant feeder of strays (cats not dogs). Europhile #revoke #remain. #FBPE

[Jagmans Car Magazine @JagmansM]

2 plus 2 E

[Pope Don The Greek The 1st esq.FBPE @DonRoach5]

@Jassmini2 River

[Jagmans Car Magazine @JagmansM]

Jaguar E-Type is a masterclass in how to combine beauty, power with undeniable grace.

[Pope Don The Greek The 1st esq.FBPE @DonRoach5]

@Scarletkoito111 A toilet 🚻

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Two 70-year-old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives...

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.

One day, Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."

Joe looks up at Mike from his deathbed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you. Shortly after that, Joe sadly passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him.

“Mike… Mike!”

"Who is it?”

"It's me, Joe."

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In Heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime, and it never rains or snows. Our wives are there too, and young and pretty as ever! And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!!"

That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?”

"You're in the team for this Saturday".

[Alice 👑 @shouq_al90149]

Without Googling?

[Pope Don The Greek The 1st esq.FBPE @DonRoach5]

@shouq_al90149 Netanyahu ???

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

I've recently discovered something worse than raining cats and dogs.

Hailing taxis.

Ps: The last time it rained cats and dogs, I went out and stepped in a poodle.
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[Pope Don The Greek The 1st esq.FBPE @DonRoach5]

@Monica55dzrh 48

[Hoorain Sky @Hoorain154]

If Queen Elizabeth was a Rolls Royce what is King Charles?

[Pope Don The Greek The 1st esq.FBPE @DonRoach5]

@Hoorain154 A Daimler double six

[Jennifer ❣️ @Jennifer55gt]

50 points to me, and I think no one will get to 100 points.

How many did you get?

[Pope Don The Greek The 1st esq.FBPE @DonRoach5]

@Jennifer55gt 90 for me no tats

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

I've always thought the American spelling of 'Diarrhea' is not nearly as good as the British (correct) version.

'Diarrhoea' genuinely looks as though you've lost control of your vowels.
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[Pope Don The Greek The 1st esq.FBPE @DonRoach5]

@Kinza1278 Tonto