Lizard King

“We’re in the shit eye of a shitticane Randy” IG: @Don_The_Magic_Wan Nothing I say is serious

[Johanna Nyman @JohannaNyman5]

It is frankly embarrassing that a sitting U.S. Vice President is unaware of one of the most elementary facts of World War II. Nazi Germany did not negotiate an end to World War II. The war in Europe ended with Germany’s unconditional surrender after total military defeat and the collapse of the regime in May 1945.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[Bwoffa @TheBwoffa]

quote of the decade.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump is actively lying to Americans. Again. This time it’s to keep you from voting. Don’t believe him.

[RUPERT @rupertxyz]

> Enhanced Games launched in 2026 as the first “doped Olympics”
> Athletes openly allowed to use steroids, PEDs, anything legal
> Founded on the idea that human limits are artificial and drugs unlock the real ceiling
> Hunter Armstrong shows up
> Two time Olympic gold medalist and former world record holder
> Refuses every drug
> Sings up as the only “non enhanced” swimmer in his field
> Faces a pool full of athletes pumped on steroids
> Wins the 50m backstroke anyway
> Walks away with $250,000

Dude is absolut chad.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Sure the western press are completely ignoring this story right now, but the New York Times will probably publish an opinion piece about it at some point in the 2030s.

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.

[Dice 🎲 🌻 @jdice03]

Martha Stewart went to prison for saving herself $45,673 using an illegal stock tip.
Donald Trump traded stocks 3,700 times between Jan—Mar of this year, totaling between $220–$750 million, and used the presidency to make his stocks go up… And he’s walking around a free man.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Right on the heels of scientists discovering that a very potent peptide in bee venom can rapidly destroy aggressive cancer cells- esp the kind in breast cancer- our govt's decided to close the nation's Bee Research Lab in Maryland.

I swear to you, they want us all dead.
Particularly women.
This admin's depravity knows no bounds.

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Stop pretending this is about cracking down on fraud when Trump literally let people who stole hundreds of millions in Medicare and Medicaid money walk free. One guy stole $1.3 billion and served 14 months of a 20-year sentence. When a reporter asked the DOJ about it, they refused to answer.

That’s the hypocrisy people are angry about. Republicans want to talk tough on fraud while protecting the biggest fraudsters when they’re politically connected. If fraud is wrong, then it should be wrong for everyone.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

How could President Biden have planted 274 agents at the January 6 insurrection when Trump was president then?

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

TREASON isn’t just some dramatic word people are throwing around because they dislike Trump.

Read the document descriptions in the indictment.

Foreign nuclear capabilities.
US nuclear weaponry.
Military attack plans.
US vulnerabilities.
Foreign intelligence briefings.
Communications with world leaders.
Contingency response scenarios after foreign attacks.

Not “love letters.”
Not “souvenirs.”
Not “harmless paperwork.”

The same people who lose their minds over a leaked email are shrugging at allegations involving some of the most sensitive national defense material on Earth being stored in a resort bathroom and ballroom.

And the truly insane part?

If literally ANY lower-level intelligence officer, military analyst, or contractor had done this, conservatives would be demanding life in prison before sunset.

That’s the part people are reacting to.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Just days after scientists found that bee venom can kill cancer cells, the Trump administration is set to close the nation’s primary bee research laboratory.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

it gets worse every fucking damn day

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is an official government account in a democracy.

This is what Orbanism looks like. The president bragging, via AI video, that he forced a comedian who mocked him off the air and ‘into the trash’.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Most important species on Earth btw that we would all die without.

[Shaun King @shaunking]

This should be an international scandal.

It completely invalidates the UN and its legitimacy.