Don Tomás

He speaks the unspeakable and only has tough love for his hijados and hijadas. Combative when aggravated. Parody account. Not connected with Mapúa.

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

Putangina mo Tim Yap

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

Dear Manong Rod,

I think it's time to rest your case. Halica na isama na cita pabalic sa hucay.

Love,
Don Tomás

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

I will not turn on my expensive Television and my Bang and Olufsen for this trash. Qué horreur that obnoxious mouth. How I miss the affluence and erudition of the olden Statesmen. Malacañan has lost its grandeur. Yuck!

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

@ghnsvc Indeed, nanahimic aco in my estate!

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

If you're not affected at all by Duterte then you may have to re-evaluate yourself. You don't have to KILL to murder someone. All you need to do is to keep silent while he solves a health crisis with more killings. You enabled this evil regime. The blood is also in your hands.

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

I will ask my compadre Covid-19 to pay a visit to Duterte, just to check the old man. He needs a friend in this trying times. Covid-19 will welcome him with open arms. #wishfulthinking #OUSTDUTERTENOW

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

Why do we keep blaming the government? Sisihin có sarili có? Nacanino ba ang 275 billion a ver?! #Tonta #OUSTDUTERTENOW

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

That's it! Duterte lost it! He's nothing but a shell of his old self and trying his best to maintain the strongman persona. You will never be like Marcos, you will never be in the league of Putin or Xi, you trying hard despot!

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

This is what your senile president is about to do! Another bloodbath, more killings. What have you done to the Philippines?! #OUSTDUTERTENOW

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

@markcruzALT I missed you too hijado! I'm sipping my pinot noir to calm my nerves. Qué horreur this administration!

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

Besos ý abrazos hijados and hijadas! I'm back from my super long hiatus! I wanna slap Rodrigo for his ineptitude. He's indeed senile now!

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

#OUSTDUTERTENOW that fucking old man!

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

Dear nobody @brahnperez, before you fact-check on me, get a neck first. All these people brandishing themselves as fashionable when all they wear are trashy H&Ms that don't even fit them.

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

@brahnperez How about you mind your own page bobá. You're not on my level and never will be. Same with your gutter fashion sense.

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

The Rockefeller Tree of Manille in all its lata glory. Is this the reason why we don't have trains anymore? {{Hyena laugh}} #TurnTrainsIntoTrashyTree

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Christmas spirit is on! Visit the #LRT1ChristmasPark in Liwasang Bonifacio, Manila.

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

And how apropos as twilight zone welcomes Contessa Imelda, her grand project (LRT) is being turned into gutter metal trees. Amigà Cristina Ford is rolling in her grave now. {{Hyena laugh}}

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

In all fairness to Contessa Imeldina, she really put the Philippines on the international scene with her élan and splendour. Truly one of a kind diamond of olden times. But I guess diamonds don't live forever. #JailTime

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

Tita Imelda Marcos should wear her 1976 Costume Institutè #MetBall white Terno to the jail. I'm sure she will shine like a diamond amongst her inmates. {{Evil laugh}}

[Don Tomás @DonTomasMapua]

I'm back from the grave yet again, how's my Mapúan hijados and hijadas? How's the ca-DDS? How's the Chinese? How's Tita Imelda? Is she rotting in jail now??? {{Elvira Manahan laugh}}